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TulaneTigerFan


Dude. She came up to talk to you. You've won the battle, just have to win the war. All you have to do is talk, and if you don't want to talk, start buying everyone a ton of drinks.






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Sparky36
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I was sure that I had gone on a few dates with a current client when we were in college in the 80s. 5 minutes before I was going to ask her about it, I discovered she had a different middle name than the girl I went out with.

Although I didn't put her in an awkward situation, I still get all awkward around her now knowing that I almost embarrassed the shite out of myself.


:csb:






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goldenbadger08
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checkin out a girl from behind with short shorts, then she turns and you see she's like 12
That's the worst.






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Easy
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Last weekend there was a woman in the grocery store that randomly asked which brand of something was better. A couple standing next to her started making suggestions never realizing that the woman was asking someone on the phone and not them. I had the same thing happen to me a couple of years ago.

Another one is spending just a little too long watching a hot co-worker walk away while thinking that no one else is around. And then turning around to see the office lesbian that now thinks that you're a pig.






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Darth_Vader
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You see someone waving to you, you don't know them but you still wave back. They were actually waving to someone behind you. Almost happened to me just now but thought better of it before acknowledging them. i know CSB, my life is all kinds of crazy.


Yes, that sounds like it's one wild life. No idea how you keep from just going bat shite crazy.






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Darth_Vader
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Another one is spending just a little too long watching a hot co-worker walk away while thinking that no one else is around. And then turning around to see the office lesbian that now thinks that you're a pig.


Well at least you were not going to be getting any from her anyway. Plus, she probably already though you were a pig. Seeing that was just more confirmation.



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jmcs68
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Trying to unlock a car & then realizing its not your car.

Too many white SUV's out there.






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BallCoachinFool
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During a lap dance:






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Easy
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I did that like 3 or 4 times at my previous job. Someone else had the same car in the same color and year and we parked generally in the same area. Plus I have to use my key since I lost my remote.

I once accidentally got in the passenger seat of the wrong car. Scared the shite out of the girl behind the wheel.






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windshieldman
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Thinking a door is a push when it is actually a pull and run into it.


I do this pretty often






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jmcs68
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Glad I'm not the only one!


I would stand the car pressing my remote & wonder WTH? Then using the key to try & open the door, before realizing I don't have an air fresher hanging from my mirror.






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Darth_Vader
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Had one happen on Thursday. I keep my wallet in my laptop backpack sometimes in an pocket I also keep a stash of those little individual packets of lens cleaners (I use them to clean bugs off my sun glasses). These packets look virtually identical to condom packets. Anyway, stopped in a fast food joint to grab a burger on my way to the ballpark. When the little teen girl behind the counter gave me my total I pulled my wallet out of my backpack and opened it to pay. When I did this one of those lens cleaner packets fell out onto the counter. The girl looked at me with ah "oh shit" look on her face while I looked at her with a "oh no" look on mine. Funny part was we both turned beet red. I picked it up and said "these lens cleaners sure are a handy thing to keep on you, Never know when you will need one". It was the only thing i could think to say.





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Salmon
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you see someone that you know, but not really friends, you exchange the "hey, what's up?", then 5 minutes later, you seem the again, and you exchange that awkward half grin/half head nod

hate that






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Darth_Vader
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you see someone that you know, but not really friends, you exchange the "hey, what's up?", then 5 minutes later, you seem the again, and you exchange that awkward half grin/half head nod hate that


Hate that, especially when I cannot remember their name (which is like 95% of the time)






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TigerstuckinMS
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Another one is spending just a little too long watching a hot co-worker walk away while thinking that no one else is around. And then turning around to see the office lesbian that now thinks that you're a pig.



Wouldn't the lesbian be too busy checking out the hottie to notice you checking out the hottie?






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TigerSaints318
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Accidental fart with sound in front of a girl you don't know well.

Having a booger hanging and not realizing it.

Unintentional hard ons.






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BallCoachinFool
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Unintentional hard ons


Are you in middle school?






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TigerSaints318
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Tough beast to tame.





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The Eric
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I farted at the public library the other day.

Tried to sneak it but failed. Not sure if anyone was around but it was quite audible.

Blown sneaks happen to everyone.






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The Eric
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Trying to unlock a car & then realizing its not your car. Too many white SUV's out there.


I've gotten into vehicles that aren't mine. Look around and realize "wait I have leather seats"






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