I wad out on a jobsite while most of the investigation was going down. When I got back to my desk that afternoon and saw the emails, heard the talk about it, and saw the note on the fridge I tripped out.
I had left a half of a subway footlong in the fridge when I left for the weekend, the prior Friday. So when I thought about it Monday afternoon I just went to the fridge and grabbed what I thought was my leftover sandwich and pitched it in the trash. Unfortunately, it was the department head's secretary's sandwich and not mine.
So Tuesday, while I was out in the field, they started waterboarding folks. The secretary was a super sweet lady, but the dickhole Dept Head went nuts over the sandwich.
I confessed what I did when I got back and saw what was going on. I should've kept quiet and watched to see how far it would've gone.
But I thought it was so ridiculous that I just went in and explained what had happened before I thought about it.
I lied, I did tell yall the boring story.