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re: Why Hank? Why? Peggy Hill Hatred Thread
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:21 pm to Captain Fantasy
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:21 pm to Captain Fantasy
"You should go talk to the council, there's a lot of wise bastards over there" Ok Captain Fantasy, you can have the feather back now 
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Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:33 pm to Zap Rowsdower
"Beautiful drifting Gypsy man, collecting empty soda cans, he whispered Atlantis is not far away, just travel on a manta ray"
"That music... it's beautiful"
"That music... it's beautiful"
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:33 pm to Zap Rowsdower
Would love to see the King of the Hill down the road. Good call with Bill taking over Jack's barbershop, and I could definitely see Redcorn selling insurance. "There's a hole in my pocket where my money should go." Kahn would be the biggest redneck on the show once Kahn Jr finally left for Harvard.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:46 pm to Captain Fantasy
"I like Jeff Gordon. He's handsome."
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:50 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
Hank: "Hmmm,looks like they're taking out that yield sign by the Ethan Allen"
Peggy: "Lives will be lost"
"That place is a Co-Op? With all those VW's in the parking lot I just assumed it was a Unitarian Church"
Jordan: "I read on the Internet that Chris cut his bangs"
Hank: "Dang Internet, they don't care whose life they ruin"
Peggy: "Lives will be lost"
"That place is a Co-Op? With all those VW's in the parking lot I just assumed it was a Unitarian Church"
Jordan: "I read on the Internet that Chris cut his bangs"
Hank: "Dang Internet, they don't care whose life they ruin"
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:54 pm to Zap Rowsdower
My all-time favorite:
Why do you hate what you don't understand, Dad?
I don't hate you Bobby!
Why do you hate what you don't understand, Dad?
I don't hate you Bobby!
Posted on 5/1/13 at 1:57 pm to Zap Rowsdower
what kind of friend wouldn't tell his buddy that his wife was cheating on him for 14 years
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:00 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
It's hard for me to pick an all-time favorite because every episode has so many good one-liners but this one probably made me laugh harder than any of the others
Bug Gribble: Oh My God! Little Hanky Hill, what are you doing here? Wait, are you gay?
Hank: What!? No! I sell propane!
Bug Gribble: Oh My God! Little Hanky Hill, what are you doing here? Wait, are you gay?
Hank: What!? No! I sell propane!
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:11 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
quote:
Why do you hate what you don't understand, Dad?
I don't hate you Bobby!
I meant soccer
Oh yes, I hate soccer
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:18 pm to TreyAnastasio
Beat those, uh, fluffy puffs, or whatever.
Dad, they're called the puff n' stuffs.
Dad, they're called the puff n' stuffs.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:19 pm to TreyAnastasio
Hank humming the national anthem while the female cop frisks him.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:19 pm to Captain Fantasy
Yeah we have email its www.soccersucksfootballrules.com
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:23 pm to Zap Rowsdower
The one where Bill is in a wheelchair because the Doctor told him to go ahead and give up is one of my all time favorites.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:26 pm to The Boat
All this thread did is reiterate that Mike Judge is a genius.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:28 pm to Tiger in NY
"My life would be so much different if my name was Thunder...... or Sean"
Another good one is when Bill is trying to get in shape for his army physical and gets tied in the with the body builders voiced my Macho Man Randy Savage and Diedrich Bader
I think Bill-centric episodes may be my favorite ones
Another good one is when Bill is trying to get in shape for his army physical and gets tied in the with the body builders voiced my Macho Man Randy Savage and Diedrich Bader
I think Bill-centric episodes may be my favorite ones
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:29 pm to Zap Rowsdower
quote:
Bug Gribble: Oh My God! Little Hanky Hill, what are you doing here? Wait, are you gay?
Hank: What!? No! I sell propane!
Also my favorite quote. Runner up:
Bobby: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?
Guys, I am really happy about this thread. It's really one of my favorite TV shows of all time.
ETA:
Some other good quotes:
Hank Hill: Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'?
Hank Hill: I gotta sense of humor too. I like the Tony Danza.
Hank Hill: Ginseng tea?? I'm not gonna get hopped up on dope!
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:29 pm to Tiger in NY
Not everything is bad about Peggy. How has no one mentioned the episode where Peggy joins a cross-dressing dance group with her new best friend, Carolyn? Hanks total lack of understanding that this could even exist is priceless. One of the best episodes of KoTH in my opinion.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:35 pm to theronswanson
Hank:"Can I just get a plain Orange Juice?"
Juice Barista: "Ok and what kind of protein booster would you like to add to that today?"
Hank; "Oh, no thanks, I'm gonna have a steak later"
That was a damn good episode.
And to think since this has unoffically become the KOTH discussion thread we haven't even begun to scratch the surface of the complexity of Dale "Rusty Shackleford" Gribble yet
Juice Barista: "Ok and what kind of protein booster would you like to add to that today?"
Hank; "Oh, no thanks, I'm gonna have a steak later"
That was a damn good episode.
And to think since this has unoffically become the KOTH discussion thread we haven't even begun to scratch the surface of the complexity of Dale "Rusty Shackleford" Gribble yet
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:36 pm to Zap Rowsdower
quote:
I think Bill-centric episodes may be my favorite ones
Agreed. Also the Dale+Bobby episodes are great.
ETA: When Dale gets a office job because he cant exterminate any more, Hank says something to Dale about how Bobby told him he was going to skip work.
Dales says: Your boy is a liar, and a blabbermouth.
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:42 pm to Zap Rowsdower
"Pain pills? I work at a propane dealership not Woodstock"
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