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Whoa Ja'juan Story is at TCU now?

Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:38 pm
Posted by Canuck Tiger
Member since Sep 2010
1726 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:38 pm
After his legendary interview at Florida where he admitted his pregame ritual was "taking a doodoo and listening to Katy Perry's fireworks", he has been a favorite at our house. Basically, I'll play Fireworks on the upstairs speakers from my phone when I catch anybody pooping at the house.

I had forgotten about his transfer though... I hope our DBs talk enough trash about this with ole Ja'Juan: LINK /
Posted by crossfire
Alabama
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5802 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by deuce985
Member since Feb 2008
27660 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 7:55 pm to
What the frick are you talking about?
Posted by Fleur De Lethal
NOLA
Member since Aug 2009
957 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:01 pm to
Son im only gonna tell you this once. If you wanna keep working here lay off the drugs.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127370 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:03 pm to
He's supposedly talking about this WR that transferred from UF. In other words. WRONG BOARD.
Posted by Mattyice22
Knoxville
Member since Apr 2013
419 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:04 pm to
You have Katy Perry on your phone?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

You have Katy Perry on your phone?


I have her on my phone... She's a decent booty call.
Posted by Mattyice22
Knoxville
Member since Apr 2013
419 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

DocBugbear

Get checked bro. Earl K. Long is free. (even though I wouldnt even go on that side of town)
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:18 pm to
EKL got the shut down by our un-esteemed gov broseph
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Get checked bro. Earl K. Long is free. (even though I wouldnt even go on that side of town)


...No worries. For special occasions I use a full body condom.
Posted by Canuck Tiger
Member since Sep 2010
1726 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:23 pm to
A) We play TCU this year
B) I just had to explain to my kid's friend why Katy Perry started playing upstairs when he went to the bathroom
C) googling "Katy Perry and doodoo" got me the initial story and the bonus fact Ja'juan had transferred to TCU.

That's pretty much the backstory to this thread; no drugs involved sadly.
Posted by SaintsSBXLIV
Washington DC
Member since Dec 2012
428 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:26 pm to
Thanks for bringing a great laugh to an otherwise shitastic Monday with this thread.

Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47791 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

For special occasions I use a full body condom.
Did you just call yourself a dick?
Posted by jcfromno
Member since Dec 2011
32 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 9:07 pm to
Thanks for sharing Canuck. That interview is hilarious. Sounds like an honest kid with an original personality.
Posted by Canuck Tiger
Member since Sep 2010
1726 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:13 pm to
Next time you take a doodoo at a public bathroom, Kay Perry's Fireworks is gonna get stuck in your head. Try not to laugh :D
Posted by Mattyice22
Knoxville
Member since Apr 2013
419 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:48 pm to
Meh, anyone that has a full body condom does meth.
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