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Post your favorite NON Michael Scott line from The Office
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:09 pm
one of mine has to be from Kelly when she gets back from the print in all colors initiative.
"guys im like super smart now, you could be like, Kelly, Whats the biggest company in the world? and i would say blah blah blah giving you the exact right answer"
what are some of your favorite non MGS quotes
"guys im like super smart now, you could be like, Kelly, Whats the biggest company in the world? and i would say blah blah blah giving you the exact right answer"
what are some of your favorite non MGS quotes
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:13 pm to Wooly
I guess I can cancel my order from zappos.com because oh look the loafers have arrived. - Andy Bernard
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:18 pm to Wooly
Dwight's perfect crime.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:23 pm to Wooly
"I'm the fricking lizard king."
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:28 pm to Wooly
After Michael says he can get a fish with a 5 cent worm...
Creed: You're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?
Creed: You're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:30 pm to Breric
Kevin's rant about how Holly brought the maple candy for them and ate most of them already was pretty great.
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:38 pm to Breric
Dwight's perfect crime and the worm guy are two of my favorite ones for sure
Also love when creed come in late and says sorry I'm late boss what did I miss? Michael says there been a murder! Oh I forgot my coat be right back and then you see him sprinting out the door.
The last person to steal from creed bratton, was creed bratton
Also love when creed come in late and says sorry I'm late boss what did I miss? Michael says there been a murder! Oh I forgot my coat be right back and then you see him sprinting out the door.
The last person to steal from creed bratton, was creed bratton
This post was edited on 4/23/13 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:48 pm to wish i was tebow
Dwight at the office garage sale while looking at a photo album Stanley is selling: "Why would I want some random black man's old photo album sitting on my bookshelf? I'm not James Franco."
Posted on 4/23/13 at 9:54 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I liked yelling "Hardcore Parkour" at random times so whomever said that.
This post was edited on 4/23/13 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:02 pm to Wooly
My favorite Dwight quote: "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:05 pm to Wooly
"That was an overreaction" - Andy after punching a hole in the wall.
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:25 pm to SCTmo
Andy and Dwight going back and forth for the Cornell interview is pretty great
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:30 pm to Wooly
I like this Dwight gem as well
Dwight: things are going very well. I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk for Kelly's crap for Phyllis' garbage for Oscars trash for Stanley's garbage for Ryan's junk for Creed's garbage for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have.
Dwight: things are going very well. I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk for Kelly's crap for Phyllis' garbage for Oscars trash for Stanley's garbage for Ryan's junk for Creed's garbage for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have.
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:35 pm to wish i was tebow
Ms- "go pay your respects to Meredith in the hospital"
Ds- " I do not respect her, but I will go"
Ds- " I do not respect her, but I will go"
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:40 pm to The Future
Reminded me of creed asking her what medication she's on haha
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:42 pm to Wooly
Dwight dressed up as the joker and he starts to say "wanna see a magic trick" as the elevator doors close on him
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:44 pm to wish i was tebow
"What is it, codeine, morphine, hydrocodone? OxyContin?"
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:49 pm to wish i was tebow
Where is my freeeeeaking phone!
-Andy when Jim hides his phone in the ceiling
-Andy when Jim hides his phone in the ceiling
Posted on 4/23/13 at 10:51 pm to Wooly
the reabsorbing the fetus scene with dwight
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