Post your favorite NON Michael Scott line from The Office

I guess I can cancel my order from zappos.com because oh look the loafers have arrived. - Andy Bernard

Dwight's perfect crime.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

After Michael says he can get a fish with a 5 cent worm...
Creed: You're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?

Dwight's perfect crime and the worm guy are two of my favorite ones for sure

Also love when creed come in late and says sorry I'm late boss what did I miss? Michael says there been a murder! Oh I forgot my coat be right back and then you see him sprinting out the door.


The last person to steal from creed bratton, was creed bratton

I liked yelling "Hardcore Parkour" at random times so whomever said that.

My favorite Dwight quote: "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

Andy and Dwight going back and forth for the Cornell interview is pretty great

Ms- "go pay your respects to Meredith in the hospital"

Ds- " I do not respect her, but I will go"

Dwight dressed up as the joker and he starts to say "wanna see a magic trick" as the elevator doors close on him

Where is my freeeeeaking phone!
-Andy when Jim hides his phone in the ceiling