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Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.
Posted on 4/8/13 at 6:54 am
Posted on 4/8/13 at 6:54 am
So what do you do for a living Neal Page?
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Posted on 4/8/13 at 8:20 am to Breesus
Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night, as you do in an hour.
ETA: one of the most quotable movies of all time. See my quote below.
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ETA: one of the most quotable movies of all time. See my quote below.
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Posted on 4/8/13 at 8:42 am to Breesus
been at long time since i've seen that one. 
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:03 am to JStanDawgFan
quote:
Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night, as you do in an hour.
Nah...better still..
"You know what'd make me happy? "
"Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"
fricking love that moviePosted on 4/8/13 at 9:07 am to Breesus
I have 2 dollars...
And a Casio
And a Casio
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:20 am to Breesus
"Hey Neal! If your gonna brush your teeth-take my socks out of the sink, would ya!"
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:25 am to Chef Leppard
quote:
"You know what'd make me happy? "
"Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"
That is a great John Candy line right there.
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:32 am to JStanDawgFan
"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fricking nowhere with fricking keys to a fricking car that isn't fricking there. And I really didn't care to fricking walk, down a fricking highway, and across a fricking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fricking face. I want a fricking car right fricking now!"
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:38 am to Geauxld Finger
Can i see your rental agreement?
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:41 am to Breesus
I threw it away.
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:43 am to Wally Sparks
quote:
I threw it away.
I'm not sure if i remember exactly how this goes
"Oh boy"
"what?"
"YOU'RE frickED"
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:49 am to Geauxld Finger
One of my favorite parts:
Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking happiness...
no?
Thrown by three hopeful lovers....
nobody know that one?
Then john candy starts the Flintstone's theme
Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking happiness...
no?
Thrown by three hopeful lovers....
nobody know that one?
Then john candy starts the Flintstone's theme
Posted on 4/8/13 at 9:54 am to Breesus
Oh and "Those aren't PILLOWS!!"Posted on 4/8/13 at 10:13 am to Breesus
"You broke the seat! I can't believe you broke the seat! You figited with it til you broke it!!"
"How can you break a car seat?! Its impossible!"
(Neal pressed against the windshield) "Well this is real comfortable..."
"How can you break a car seat?! Its impossible!"
(Neal pressed against the windshield) "Well this is real comfortable..."
Posted on 4/8/13 at 10:32 am to JStanDawgFan
"They said we're going the wrong way. Oh they're drunk. How do they know where we are going? "
Posted on 4/8/13 at 10:43 am to Chef Leppard
quote:
"They said we're going the wrong way. Oh they're drunk. How do they know where we are going? "
"Yeah, how would he know?
Thank you! Thanks a lot"
Posted on 4/8/13 at 12:02 pm to Breesus
What do you think the temperature is?
One.
One.
Posted on 4/8/13 at 12:36 pm to potent357
"You have no working gauges"
"No Sir, not-a-one...but the radio is clear as a bell"
"No Sir, not-a-one...but the radio is clear as a bell"
Posted on 4/8/13 at 12:44 pm to SDTiger15
You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!
One of the greatest movie rants of all time!
One of the greatest movie rants of all time!
Posted on 4/8/13 at 1:21 pm to JStanDawgFan
Train don't run outta Wichita lessen you're a hog or a cattle.....People train runs outta Stubville...
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