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Breesus
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Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


So what do you do for a living Neal Page?






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JStanDawgFan
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re: Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night, as you do in an hour.



ETA: one of the most quotable movies of all time. See my quote below.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv






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Geauxld Finger
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been at long time since i've seen that one.





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Chef Leppard
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quote:

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night, as you do in an hour.


Nah...better still..


"You know what'd make me happy? "

"Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"




fricking love that movie






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Breesus
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re: Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


I have 2 dollars...

And a Casio






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JStanDawgFan
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re: Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


"Hey Neal! If your gonna brush your teeth-take my socks out of the sink, would ya!"









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JStanDawgFan
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quote:


"You know what'd make me happy? "

"Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?"




That is a great John Candy line right there.






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Geauxld Finger
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"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fricking nowhere with fricking keys to a fricking car that isn't fricking there. And I really didn't care to fricking walk, down a fricking highway, and across a fricking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fricking face. I want a fricking car right fricking now!"





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Breesus
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Can i see your rental agreement?





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Wally Sparks
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I threw it away.





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Geauxld Finger
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quote:

I threw it away.


I'm not sure if i remember exactly how this goes

"Oh boy"

"what?"

"YOU'RE frickED"






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Breesus
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re: Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


One of my favorite parts:
Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking happiness...

no?
Thrown by three hopeful lovers....

nobody know that one?

Then john candy starts the Flintstone's theme






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Geauxld Finger
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Oh and "Those aren't PILLOWS!!"





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JStanDawgFan
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re: Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


"You broke the seat! I can't believe you broke the seat! You figited with it til you broke it!!"


"How can you break a car seat?! Its impossible!"

(Neal pressed against the windshield) "Well this is real comfortable..."









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Chef Leppard
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"They said we're going the wrong way. Oh they're drunk. How do they know where we are going? "





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JStanDawgFan
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quote:

"They said we're going the wrong way. Oh they're drunk. How do they know where we are going? "



"Yeah, how would he know?

Thank you! Thanks a lot"







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potent357
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What do you think the temperature is?

One.






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SDTiger15
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re: Neal page. Please to meet you Neal Page.


"You have no working gauges"

"No Sir, not-a-one...but the radio is clear as a bell"






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JStanDawgFan
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You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!


One of the greatest movie rants of all time!







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LSUCanFAN
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Train don't run outta Wichita lessen you're a hog or a cattle.....People train runs outta Stubville...






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