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6. Cleveland Browns: Brad Wing, P, LSU
Following the two ineligible quarterbacks in the first four picks, we've now had a kicker and a punter.

"This draft is making me so hungry; forget the buffalo wings, I can eat a Brad Wing, Tom!" Chris Berman once again joked on ESPN's telecast.

This pick didn't really shock many people, however. After all, Browns' general manager Michael Lombardi selected kicker Sebastian Janikowski in the first round when he was with the Raiders.

"I took Janisbowski when I was with the Raiders, and now I've come full circle to take the punter," Lombardi said. "Jack Wing is a hell of a punter. People don't realize, punters are important players. And Jack Wing's a blue-chip punter. To win in the NFL, you need to collect as many blue-chip players as possible, and now I have a blue-chip punter."

Somewhere, Gene Smith is smiling.


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Poor April fools attempt. Kinda not funny.





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he's gonna get pissed and wanna fight somebody.....dude is a thug POS





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Poor April fools attempt. Kinda not funny.






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april fools






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They have Honey badger going 30th to the Falcons.

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30. Atlanta Falcons: Tyrann Mathieu, CB, LSU
We can all agree that something is missing from this Falcon team. They keep getting to the playoffs, but they always fall short. Something had to change. General manager Thomas Dimitroff was in agreement.

"I've spent my years in Atlanta drafting boring guys like Matt Ryan, so it's time to adjust my strategy," Dimitroff stated. "What I need to do is to add as many scumbags and bad-character people as possible. That will put us over the top."

That would explain Tyrann Mathieu. He probably shouldn't be classified as a scumbag, but he has been arrested quite a few times in his life. Unfortunately, for Dimitroff's plans, Mathieu has turned his life around.

"Thank you, good sir, for drafting me into your professional football organ-I-zation," Mathieu told Dimitroff in an English accent. "I vow to put forth my best effort and behave excellently while your employ."

Dimitroff's face reddened almost instantly.

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!" Dimitroff shrieked. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET MATT RYAN HIGH! GAHHHHH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY PLANS!?"







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