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30. Atlanta Falcons: Tyrann Mathieu, CB, LSU
We can all agree that something is missing from this Falcon team. They keep getting to the playoffs, but they always fall short. Something had to change. General manager Thomas Dimitroff was in agreement.
"I've spent my years in Atlanta drafting boring guys like Matt Ryan, so it's time to adjust my strategy," Dimitroff stated. "What I need to do is to add as many scumbags and bad-character people as possible. That will put us over the top."
That would explain Tyrann Mathieu. He probably shouldn't be classified as a scumbag, but he has been arrested quite a few times in his life. Unfortunately, for Dimitroff's plans, Mathieu has turned his life around.
"Thank you, good sir, for drafting me into your professional football organ-I-zation," Mathieu told Dimitroff in an English accent. "I vow to put forth my best effort and behave excellently while your employ."
Dimitroff's face reddened almost instantly.
"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!" Dimitroff shrieked. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET MATT RYAN HIGH! GAHHHHH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY PLANS!?"