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80's action star pitted against 80's action star.. who would win?
Posted on 3/14/13 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 3/14/13 at 12:57 pm
Who would come out on top if all were pitted against each other as characters from their best movies in the 80's?(subjective, I know). Only listed the five, as they were arguably the biggest box office guys during the 80's.
1. Norris (Col. Braddock) would kick the arse of
2. Schwarzenegger (Terminator) who would kick the arse of
3. Stallone (Rambo) who would kick the arse of
4. Van Damme (Frank Dux--Bloodsport) would kick the arse of
5. Willis (John McClane)
I started to throw in Seagal, but he really only had one movie in the 80's .
1. Norris (Col. Braddock) would kick the arse of
2. Schwarzenegger (Terminator) who would kick the arse of
3. Stallone (Rambo) who would kick the arse of
4. Van Damme (Frank Dux--Bloodsport) would kick the arse of
5. Willis (John McClane)
I started to throw in Seagal, but he really only had one movie in the 80's .
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Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:02 pm to Alahunter
Van Damme's character was based on a real person, so I'll go with him.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:03 pm to Jim Rockford
Norris has actually kicked a villians arse before. (albiet, a stupid mugger who didnt recognize he was mugging Chuck Norris.. 
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Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:06 pm to Alahunter
I think McClain would pull an upset in there somewhere.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:07 pm to Alahunter
The Terminator would own everyone except for Rambo and Norris, if they had a heads up.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:08 pm to Alahunter
I'd like to throw in Jesse Ventura as Captain Freedom
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:15 pm to Alahunter
Is this some sort of a fricking joke?
Frank Dux can do the Dim Mak. Yes, I said the Dim Mak.
Frank Dux can do the Dim Mak. Yes, I said the Dim Mak.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:16 pm to Alahunter
None of these men could stand toe to toe with the Terminator.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:21 pm to Alahunter
This is VERY easy: Rambo.
Linda Hamilton killed the Terminator so he's out. John McClain needed help and a walkie talkie. He's out. Norris needed a team, he's out. Dux never had real combat training so he's out.
Rambo was betrayed and left alone and he stilled killed everyone's arse repeatedly without breaking a sweat.
Linda Hamilton killed the Terminator so he's out. John McClain needed help and a walkie talkie. He's out. Norris needed a team, he's out. Dux never had real combat training so he's out.
Rambo was betrayed and left alone and he stilled killed everyone's arse repeatedly without breaking a sweat.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:23 pm to theunknownknight
Braddock, kept his team alive. He had greater responsibilities and was able to save them all, AFTER being starved and tortured for a decade. Rambo just had to worry about himself.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:24 pm to theunknownknight
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John McClain needed help and a walkie talkie.
Have you ever seen the movie? So he talks to people is out? Everyone else caused more problems for McClane than actually helped.
And where is Snake Plissken and/or Jack Burton and/or RJ Macready?
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:25 pm to Alahunter
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Braddock, kept his team alive. He had greater responsibilities and was able to save them all, AFTER being starved and tortured for a decade. Rambo just had to worry about himself.
He was caught and tortured for 10 years. Rambo was tortured for five minutes before he gripped that mic and started axing fools.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:27 pm to theunknownknight
psshh. Rambo flipped out after being given a shower. He wouldn't have lasted against another highly trained combat veteran. He had a weak mind.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:29 pm to theunknownknight
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Linda Hamilton killed the Terminator so he's out.
I wouldn't giver her all the credit. Anyone can hit a button on a some crushing machine.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:30 pm to theunknownknight
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Rambo was betrayed and left alone and he stilled killed everyone's arse repeatedly without breaking a sweat.
I'm supposed to be impressed that he beat Brian Dennehy? John f'n McLain, people.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:37 pm to Freauxzen
Meh. John was fighting amateurs and even then was almost killed by broken GLASS. Dude had to be bailed out by his WIFE, given pep talks by a BLACK guy and still could barely walk at the end.
Compare that to Rambo's swag after smokin' commie bastards.
Compare that to Rambo's swag after smokin' commie bastards.
This post was edited on 3/14/13 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:40 pm to Alahunter
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psshh. Rambo flipped out after being given a shower. He wouldn't have lasted against another highly trained combat veteran. He had a weak mind.
Bingo.
1. McClane
2. Everyone else
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:43 pm to Alahunter
Could Rambo's team back in their day, do better against the Predator than Dutch's team?
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:43 pm to Alahunter
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psshh. Rambo flipped out after being given a shower. He wouldn't have lasted against another highly trained combat veteran. He had a weak mind.
We talking pre-prison or post-prison Rambo?
Post prison Rambo was a MONSTER and untouchable.
Posted on 3/14/13 at 1:44 pm to SEClint
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Could Rambo's team back in their day, do better against the Predator than Dutch's team?
at Rambo needing a team 
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