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"Who wants a banger in the mouth?"

Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:03 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:03 pm
"Oh, I forgot, here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth."
"We just call it a sausage."
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:05 pm to
i approve of this thread
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:08 pm to
Classic
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86429 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:08 pm to
Oh, it's time for another AD quote thread again?

































Hell yes!
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22169 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:14 pm to
I trained the seal to eat cats and then released him in the ocean.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:14 pm to
your the marriage expert,

oh wait I forgot your wife is dead
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 9:15 pm
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:16 pm to
Michael: gob get rid of the seaward

Lucile: I'll leave when im good and ready
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:17 pm to
Check the sig quote
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:18 pm to
"If that is a veiled criticism towards me, I won't hear it and I won't respond towards it."
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22169 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:22 pm to
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Posted by PattyRay38
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
131 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:24 pm to
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.

Michael: HEY!!
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30353 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:26 pm to
Buster's hand was bitten off by a loose seal
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:27 pm to
so many great quotes in this show




I think im gonna get off, i got a great lawyer
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:30 pm to
"Go ahead and tell Gob that I'll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck, so he'll be joining me here. I have a nice, hard cot with this name on it."
".......You'd do that to your own brother?"
"I said cot."
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86429 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:41 pm to
"You're supposed to meet your son here?"
"Yeah, we're meeting over there by that statue of the kid holding the floating severed hand"


"Excuse me, I'm looking for hermano"
"Como?"
"Oooohh, I'll put YOU in a como!"

-52 percent of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it "Single City."
-It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City."
-How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man, because you're living in frick City!


-J. Walter Weatherman? I thought he died?
-No, we only pretended you killed him when you left the front door open with the air conditioner running.
This post was edited on 3/6/13 at 9:43 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:43 pm to
"There are few attractive, handsome, and straight men in this town."
"Well that certainly leaves me out."
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30353 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:47 pm to
How the hell has no one said "I just blue myself"?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112182 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

How the hell has no one said "I just blue myself"?


Too busy bluing ourselves
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36448 posts
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:50 pm to
well i dont wanna blame it all on 9/11....
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

"There are few attractive, handsome, and straight men in this town." "Well that certainly leaves me out."



You did say single right??








Yeah the guy in the 5000 dollar suits gonna hold the elevator for someone who doesn't make that in a year. COME ON!
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