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Silent-Blob
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| Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:02 am)
Hey guys, I'm tired of being a blob. I need some weight loss tips, but first let me tell u a little about myself. I don't work out the only exercise I get is playing video games. I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight. Any help would be appreciated.
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notiger1997
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:03 am to Silent-Blob)
Take some viagra and go visit your mom.
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bigberg2000 
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Member since Sep 2005
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:03 am to Silent-Blob)
Troll bitch
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trident 
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Member since Jul 2007
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:04 am to Silent-Blob)
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I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight
crack or adderall
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Hat Tricks
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:04 am to Silent-Blob)
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Hey guys, I'm tired of being a blob
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I need some weight loss tips
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I don't work out the only exercise I get is playing video games
Exercise and don't sit on your arse playing video games all the time. Did you really need to ask the help of the board to figure that out?
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Alabama Fan
DFW
Member since Nov 2010
5764 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:04 am to Silent-Blob)
Get AIDS. You will start dropping the weight pretty quick. I hope it happens for you.
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elposter
Alabama Fan
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
4750 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:05 am to Silent-Blob)
If you kill yourself you will lose weight. That's my tip for you.
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meaux5
LSU Fan
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Member since Sep 2010
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:06 am to Silent-Blob)
meth works wonders
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Member since Nov 2010
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:07 am to Silent-Blob)
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the only exercise I get is playing video games
maybe you should stop playing first person shooters and switch to sports games. did wonders for my figure
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JOXYroxy
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Member since Jun 2007
5662 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:07 am to Silent-Blob)
a few weekends ago these older women were in the class i was taking at the gym. and told me that they drink a combination of luke warm water, honey, and a few drops of hot sauce every morning because it helps with weight loss. when i made a face they were like "well, Dr. Oz said to, so it must be good." apparently he's god for middle aged women when it comes to health.
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CBLSU316
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Member since Jun 2008
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:09 am to Silent-Blob)
Drink some Clorox.....the pounds will fall off. A gallon should do it.
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bigberg2000
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baton rouge, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
38458 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:09 am to JOXYroxy)
Yeah. It's all b.s. just move and eat better.
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fouldeliverer
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Member since Nov 2008
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:09 am to Silent-Blob)
I found a lot of success with this pill
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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
51 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:10 am to Hat Tricks)
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Exercise and don't sit on your arse playing video games all the time. Did you really need to ask the help of the board to figure that out?
Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.
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greystreettoker 
Ole Miss Fan
work, most likely
Member since Apr 2011
2894 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:10 am to Hat Tricks)
I play video games all the time, but am not a fat, lazy slob. Go exercise when no one else is on then come back for primetime gaming.
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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
51 posts
| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:11 am to elposter)
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If you kill yourself you will lose weight. That's my tip for you.
That was uncalled for.
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Cap Crunch 
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:11 am to Silent-Blob)
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I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight
I typically hate when people say this on here, but you're what's wrong with America
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Cap Crunch
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:13 am to Silent-Blob)
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Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.
Now I know you're trolling
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Hat Tricks
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Member since Oct 2003
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:13 am to Silent-Blob)
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Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.
Pretty sad attempt at trolling
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DrTyger
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| re: Weight loss tips (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:16 am to Silent-Blob)
Meth
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