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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
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Weight loss tips


Hey guys, I'm tired of being a blob. I need some weight loss tips, but first let me tell u a little about myself. I don't work out the only exercise I get is playing video games. I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight. Any help would be appreciated.






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notiger1997
Member since May 2009
22433 posts

re: Weight loss tips


Take some viagra and go visit your mom.





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bigberg2000
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houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
47233 posts

re: Weight loss tips


Troll bitch





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trident
Tennessee Fan
Member since Jul 2007
3352 posts

re: Weight loss tips


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I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight


crack or adderall






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Hat Tricks
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Natchitoches, LA
Member since Oct 2003
21886 posts

re: Weight loss tips


quote:

Hey guys, I'm tired of being a blob


quote:

I need some weight loss tips


quote:

I don't work out the only exercise I get is playing video games


Exercise and don't sit on your arse playing video games all the time. Did you really need to ask the help of the board to figure that out?






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Ferguson, MO getting free shit
Member since Nov 2010
9217 posts
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re: Weight loss tips


Get AIDS. You will start dropping the weight pretty quick. I hope it happens for you.





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elposter
Alabama Fan
Member since Dec 2010
7812 posts

re: Weight loss tips


If you kill yourself you will lose weight. That's my tip for you.





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meaux5
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Lafayette/BR
Member since Sep 2010
8406 posts

re: Weight loss tips


meth works wonders





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Flair Chops
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boone county mating call
Member since Nov 2010
33525 posts

re: Weight loss tips


quote:

the only exercise I get is playing video games
maybe you should stop playing first person shooters and switch to sports games. did wonders for my figure






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JOXYroxy
LSU Fan
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2007
5662 posts

re: Weight loss tips


a few weekends ago these older women were in the class i was taking at the gym. and told me that they drink a combination of luke warm water, honey, and a few drops of hot sauce every morning because it helps with weight loss. when i made a face they were like "well, Dr. Oz said to, so it must be good." apparently he's god for middle aged women when it comes to health.





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CBLSU316
LSU Fan
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
8674 posts

re: Weight loss tips


Drink some Clorox.....the pounds will fall off. A gallon should do it.





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bigberg2000
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houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
47233 posts

re: Weight loss tips


Yeah. It's all b.s. just move and eat better.





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fouldeliverer
LSU Fan
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
9859 posts

re: Weight loss tips


I found a lot of success with this pill





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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
74 posts

re: Weight loss tips


quote:

Exercise and don't sit on your arse playing video games all the time. Did you really need to ask the help of the board to figure that out?


Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.






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greystreettoker
Ole Miss Fan
work, most likely
Member since Apr 2011
3389 posts

re: Weight loss tips


I play video games all the time, but am not a fat, lazy slob. Go exercise when no one else is on then come back for primetime gaming.





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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
74 posts

re: Weight loss tips


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If you kill yourself you will lose weight. That's my tip for you.


That was uncalled for.






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Cap Crunch
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Member since Dec 2010
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re: Weight loss tips


quote:

I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight



I typically hate when people say this on here, but you're what's wrong with America






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Cap Crunch
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Member since Dec 2010
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re: Weight loss tips


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Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.


Now I know you're trolling






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Hat Tricks
LSU Fan
Natchitoches, LA
Member since Oct 2003
21886 posts

re: Weight loss tips


quote:

Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.


Pretty sad attempt at trolling






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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
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re: Weight loss tips


Meth
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