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Twilight, the last insult (spoilers)
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:27 am
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:27 am
To the director of the final chapter of the franchise:
frick you, you fricking frick. Your shite movie was terrible.
Hell the final battle started to draw me in. Motherfricking major characters were dying and getting heads cut off. An admittedl totally legit, kick arse combat scene.
Oh. . .but wait.
It was all bullshite. Just a precautionary vision. Moviegoers got punk'd.
frick you you fricking frick. Shittiest movie of the year.
frick you, you fricking frick. Your shite movie was terrible.
Hell the final battle started to draw me in. Motherfricking major characters were dying and getting heads cut off. An admittedl totally legit, kick arse combat scene.
Oh. . .but wait.
It was all bullshite. Just a precautionary vision. Moviegoers got punk'd.
frick you you fricking frick. Shittiest movie of the year.
This post was edited on 3/5/13 at 7:32 am
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Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:36 am to Roaad
Are you saying you went into a Twilight movie expecting some sort of gratification?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:38 am to Froman
quote:
Are you saying you went into a Twilight movie
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:46 am to Roaad
Some things should be kept to yourself.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:50 am to Roaad
quote:
To the director of the final chapter of the franchise:
This implies you watched the previous chapters...of Twilight.
The shiny vampire movie.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:50 am to Roaad
Loliyfff if you went to a twilight movie.
Idiot
Idiot
Posted on 3/5/13 at 7:55 am to rondo
Want to know how I know you're gay?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:04 am to bigpetedatiga
A) Don't watch Twilight
B) If you do watch Twilight, deny deny deny
C) See #1
D) If you watched Twilight to try to get laid, see #2
B) If you do watch Twilight, deny deny deny
C) See #1
D) If you watched Twilight to try to get laid, see #2
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:08 am to Froman
quote:My wife got the DVD. In order to avoid spending theater dollars on it, I had agreed months ago to watch it with her when it came out on DVD.
Are you saying you went into a Twilight movie expecting some sort of gratification?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:10 am to GeauxTigerTM
quote:Interesting note.
This implies you watched the previous chapters...of Twilight.
As my mother was dying in the hospital of breast cancer, she had twilight 1-3 playing in rotation. She loved the movies.
I thought the 1st one was ok. The 2nd was among the worst films I have ever seen.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:16 am to Roaad
quote:I agree with you here. Really the first Twilight was the "best" movie but was by far the worst of the books. Now Twilight looks like an art house movie compared to the rest of them.
I thought the 1st one was ok. The 2nd was among the worst films I have ever seen.
So I haven't seen the last movie. The wife and daughter did. They didn't mention anything about the "it was all a vision" part? Is that really what happened? Or is that an alternate ending?
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:17 am to alajones
quote:yup.
hey didn't mention anything about the "it was all a vision" part? Is that really what happened?
And I nearly threw shite at my TV.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:18 am to Roaad
I was in the grocery store a couple of days ago and they had a display for the dvd. shite made me laugh. Every character looked ridiculous. I'm not watching that shite. 
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:20 am to Roaad
A lot of people must not have realized that. One of my daughter's dumb assed friends went to the midnight showing and then posted RIP and the main characters who died and pissed everyone off.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:22 am to alajones
quote:It was complete horseshite.
A lot of people must not have realized that.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:24 am to Roaad
Well in the book nothing happens. They just face off and the Volturi cave in. So this looks like some kind of meet in the middle stuff.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:27 am to alajones
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:35 am to alajones
quote:At least the book doesn't punk you.
Well in the book nothing happens. They just face off and the Volturi cave in.
But that sounds exactly how a disaffected housewife would write such a situation. Meyer is such a terrible author.
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:35 am to sicboy
A remake of wild things needs to be discussed involving J Law and K Stew
Posted on 3/5/13 at 8:47 am to Roaad
You know what I liked best about Twilight? When it was over.
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