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deuceiswild
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South La
Member since Nov 2007
3018 posts

How was your day today?


I got off work this morning about 20 min before sunrise. Needless to say, what followed was a pretty intense 20 minutes of driving. I didn't let the radio play as I drove in the darkness. "Could this really be it?" I wondered.

My fears were amplified because I had been scanning the sky as best I could while driving, and there were no planes. To make things worse, there were hardly any other cars on the road either. Is it possible that 170 million people really did lose their jobs today?
Would I have a job to go back to the next night? Would the bacon be safe to eat at breakfast? Would my kids teachers show up to school today? Are there six Arabs in a pirogue heading toward our shoreline at this very moment? And are we able to stop them? Is Armageddon really upon us?

These are the type of questions that raced through my mind as I rushed home to make sure my family was safe from the Mexican prisoners.

Then.....just like that....and right on time.....the sun comes up. My fears turned to anger. I suddenly realized that my imperial federal govt had been lying to me for the past several weeks. I suddenly realized that I CAN indeed live, and survive quite well with 2% less government.

Can you?







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ColaTiger
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Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
2193 posts

re: How was your day today?


Didn't Fox News tell you? The sequester means a total government shutdown thanks to those goddamn liberals.





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joeytiger
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Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2012
3360 posts

re: How was your day today?


It was close, but I think the country will be ok. We will have to keep an eye out for the illegals flooding the borders and the air planes, but we should be just fine with 2% less government. Heck, we may even be able to be ok with 20% less government based on the results from the sequester.





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jeepfreak
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Back in the BR
Member since Oct 2003
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re: How was your day today?


I saw a cop on patrol just before lunch...of course he was riding a bicycle...then again I work downtown so that's not really peculiar...or is it?





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CITWTT
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baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts

re: How was your day today?


You have your news sites very much confused brah. It is the propaganda machines of the left that are reporting about Armageddon starting as a result or the sequestration. People are going to starve, police and EMTs will not come to you in an emergency, teachers will go the way of the dodo, etc., etc. and our enemies will attack us without mercy.





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BCSmess
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earth
Member since Jan 2013
440 posts

re: How was your day today?


great ...business up 26 % so far over the friday av.





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Tiger n Miami AU83
Auburn Fan
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
34728 posts

re: How was your day today?


Saw a girl will one hell of an arse and a nice rack at Hooters today for lunch.

I took at as a happy sign.






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deuceiswild
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South La
Member since Nov 2007
3018 posts

re: How was your day today?


Well, there WAS a sinkhole disaster today. Just sayin.





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CITWTT
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baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Sink holes in Florida are in the Republican bailiwick of blame.





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Koothrappali
Mississippi St. Fan
Everywhere, at the speed of light
Member since Feb 2013
37 posts

re: How was your day today?


Mine went great. I got a raise today.

No shite.






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Zach
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Member since May 2005
63838 posts

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I went Starbucks at 6 am. They still didn't have scones.
Me: "I want a scone."
Aerial: "We don't have any."
Me: "Why not?"
Aerial: "The sequester. But you can have a free NYT from yesterday."
Me: "I want a scone."
Aerial: "Take your Quad and shut up."

I proceed to the gym which is still open despite the sequester.

7 am: I call Eddie the windshield guy because I've got a ding.
Eddie: When you at da gym?
Me: Right now till 9 am.
Eddie: OK, Mr. Zach.

10 am: Eddie shows up to fix the ding in the windshield. I'm getting light headed because I've been lifting weights since 7 a.m. on nothing but a Quad Espresso.

Then it occurred to me: "Espresso" and "Sequester". They both sound Latin. Coincidence?
I think not.






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Wally Sparks
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Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
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re: How was your day today?


quote:

Saw a girl will one hell of an arse and a nice rack at Hooters today for lunch.

I took at as a happy sign.


Pics?






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