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Here is an email I got regarding gun manufacturing companies moving to Louisiana

Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:15 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:15 am
Emailed Bobby Jindal a week or two ago after reading a couple of threads where the manufacturers were thinking about jumping ship from their home states. His office forwarded it to the office of Louisiana Economic Development, specifically the Senior Manager of Business Development, Michael Pernici.

Here is the response I got this morning:
quote:

Dear Mr. Huge Penis,

Thank you for your letter concerning gun manufacturing opportunities for the state of Louisiana. We have closely monitored the legislative activity across the United States. Louisiana is actively pursuing opportunities with gun manufacturing companies. Bringing high paying jobs to citizens across the state of Louisiana has and will continue to be a top priority. Thank you again for your suggestion, and we will continue our efforts in bringing more gun manufacturing to our state.

Regards,
Michael Pernici Senior Manager, Business Development
Louisiana Economic Development

Office 225.342.5566 www.opportunitylouisiana.com
I wish we could know who they are actively pursuing so we could email the hell out of them. Would be nice to have high quality stuff being built right here, and also have the opportunity to see the facilities or each manufacturer.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:16 am to
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Dear Mr. Huge Penis,


Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:16 am to
Congrats on the penis
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:17 am to
If you actually signed your letter with that name you are my new hero.
Posted by El Josey Wales
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22710 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:18 am to
quote:

If you actually signed your letter with that name you are my new hero.


:kige:
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:24 am to
Congrats on having a crutch for a dick
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:26 am to
Shits real man. I don't let it get in the way of my political activism though. Surprised I got an actual email back and not a standard robo-email


And it is good to know that at age 29 I still have the sense of humor of a 14yr old
This post was edited on 3/1/13 at 11:28 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:29 am to
You need to email him back and say Please put Beretta at the top of Louisiana's GO GET list.

Thanks,
Even Bigger Mr. Huge Penis.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:34 am to
Sorry to burst your bubble but this is the one I got back just now:


quote:

Dear Mr. Tiny Penis,

Thank you for your letter concerning Penis Pump manufacturing opportunities for the state of Louisiana. We have closely monitored the legislative activity across the United States. Louisiana is actively pursuing opportunities with Penis Pump manufacturing companies. Bringing high paying jobs to citizens across the state of Louisiana has and will continue to be a top priority. Thank you again for your suggestion, and we will continue our efforts in bringing more Penis Pump manufacturing to our state.

Regards,
Michael Pernici Senior Manager, Business Development
Louisiana Economic Development

Office 225.342.5566 www.opportunitylouisiana.com
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:39 am to
Posted by treble hook
Member since Nov 2011
2310 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Thank you again for your suggestion, and we will continue our efforts in bringing more Penis Pump manufacturing to our state.


Hey, if it creates jobs...
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19673 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:42 am to
Posted by lsuguy124
Member since Nov 2012
99 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:43 am to
quote:

bringing more Penis Pump manufacturing to our state.

Somebody has got to do it
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:51 am to
I was really just trying to give yall an idea in who to write about this stuff. My secret is out now, so no more hiding it. If you want them to go after anyone specific, I suggest you email him.

If you can put together a list of who is even thinking about making a move or could have the possibility of moving in the future I can email him back or maybe see him at his office one day.

I really like it when the state does good financially, so the more the merrier.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

we will continue our efforts in bringing more Penis Pump manufacturing to our state.


Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

I was really just trying to give yall an idea in who to write about this stuff.


Thanks. I love this state as much as anybody and I want to see it reach it's full potential. Hopefully the days of kickbacks and backdoor deals are over for the most part.
Posted by thanksjhester
Sonic
Member since Jun 2009
5408 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:45 pm to
Still trying to figure out which part of that letter is true and which is false.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:46 pm to
The penis pump industry could be HUGE in Louisiana
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:33 pm to
They'd make millions off the poli board alone.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Still trying to figure out which part of that letter is true and which is false.
Email is real, but I might have changed my name to better represent myself

Anybody come up with that list yet?
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