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L.A.
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What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?



Homeless.





What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.








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maizegoblue
Michigan Fan
Michigan
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


I assume this is either an inside joke or you hate bassists.

Here is flea... my favorite bassist. I was at this concert.
FLEA









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L.A.
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


Tommy Emmanuel told those two jokes during his concert recently in Napa Valley. I'm a former bass player but they still cracked me up.





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Spock's Eyebrow
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


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I'm a former bass player but they still cracked me up.


Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out.

(Let that be a balm on any lingering sting. )






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ChoupiqueSacalait
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Ace Midnight
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


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I assume this is either an inside joke or you hate bassists.


Probably a drummer... (we know our own).

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.







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yurintroubl
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


How can you tell if a concert stage is level?


















The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.






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Ace Midnight
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


What did the drummer say to the front man?








Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?







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MountainTiger
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


What do you call a bass player in a suit?

The defendant.

Most of these jokes apply equally well to snowboarders, btw.






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L.A.
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re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


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Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out.






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