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re: James Bond vs Jason Bourne

Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by Big Lake
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:12 pm to
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Batman.


Pretty sure he wins because he is a frickin tank
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:14 pm to
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James Bond
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:15 pm to
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I've always wondered who would win a fight between Bourne, Bauer, Bond, and Batman. Random group, but would be fun to watch.


Batman clearly.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36665 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:17 pm to
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Jack Bauer is a bitch.


You gon get raped
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:17 pm to
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I've always wondered who would win a fight between Bourne, Bauer, Bond, and Batman. Random group, but would be fun to watch.



not only Batman, but Bauer would finish dead last-not even close to the other guys.
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:18 pm to
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Bourne fricking easily. Bond gets captured in every god damn film. If Bourne ever gets in that situation, he's fricking dead.



True, but Bourne fights the CIA desk jockeys. Bond fights near super-villains.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36665 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:19 pm to
Bourne fought a bunch of assassins
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:19 pm to
It's pretty simple because Batman would already have any place he makes camp rigged to the teeth with various devices he can used to take the other 3 out.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20753 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:20 pm to
Alright then, lets throw Bryan Mills into the ring.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:21 pm to
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Bourne fought a bunch of assassins


Batman fricks assassins for breakfast.
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 2/13/13 at 11:26 pm to
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Batman fricks assassins for breakfast


He fricks assassins for breakfast? I didn't even know he was up that early.
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1838 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 12:17 am to
Also, what about old girl Hanna?
That bitch is pretty legit too.

Ok, what if we team all of the aforementioned up on one side versus and equal number of Spartans, including their king, on the other? Assume no guns allowed.
Posted by VolsMissthe90s
Member since Oct 2012
3038 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 12:56 am to
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James Bond vs Jason Bourne

Uhh... Jason Bourne. How about support some for America.
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 1:07 am to
Bond has been kicking supervillian's asses for 50 years now. Borne just has about 5 years on the job. He'd have bit the dust trying to do what Bond has done in his career.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98110 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 1:08 am to
The tag team of Philip and Elizabeth.

/crossthread points
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51615 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 6:55 am to
Bryan Mills
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:17 am to
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Bond was style.
Bourne was substance.

Bourne would wipe the floor with Bond but Bond would look good getting his arse handed to him.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8046 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:47 am to
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 9:21 am to
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Who wins this matchup?


You mean which character is more interesting?

Read the books - Bond.
Posted by purpleNgoldsaint
Houma Louisiana
Member since Jun 2009
2470 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 9:23 am to
Bourne is a man with nothing to lose. That is seriously dangerous.
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