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lake2280
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FBI locked up my computer at work



One of my employees called me this morning to tell me our main computer is locked up. The bottom of screen says the FBI needs 300 dollars to turn it back on. Something seems fishy here what say the OT.






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Sinister1
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Metairie
Member since Dec 2007
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


Virus





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GeauxWrek
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


The DOJ budget did get cut fairly deep this year.





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3xlsugrad
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


Why would the Food & Beverage Industry need access to your PC?





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bigwheel
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


fISHY





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jamboybarry
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Shouldn't have been looking at that Taliban donkey porn breh





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VetteGuy
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


LoL.

I only had to pay $250, sucker.






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NameWithheld
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Member since Feb 2011
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


Everyone has to pay their fair share... PAY UP!





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HarryBalzack
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Do you get your Traci Lords video collection back after you pay? If not, I say eff 'em.





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stout
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Paypal me $200 and I will tell you how to unlock it.





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Codythetiger
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It's a virus - he be looking at porn at work





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Pettifogger
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


Call the Birmingham Field Office.





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lake2280
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That's what I was thinking had the new guy working late yesterday his damn third day at work. One of the guys that has worked for us 5 years came in early calls me about it this morning headed there now see if I can figure something out.





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gmrkr5
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ya'll got pwned

if the FBI wants your computers they come take them






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Casty McBoozer
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Let me guess, y'all are running Symantec or McAfee antivirus? Almost every PC we get w/ the FBI virus has Symantec or McAfee on it. I don't know how these companies continue to sell their worthless products.





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lake2280
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re: FBI locked up my computer at work


Mcafee





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diddydirtyAubie
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put the computer in "Safe Mode" and remove that shite.





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potent357
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Member since Jan 2010
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And how exactly do you go about paying the FBI?






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HarryBalzack
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They have a Nigerian bank account. You wire them the money.





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strikingoutsince87
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Obvious virus is obvious





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