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Qistheman
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Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas



I know it is stated in the MLS Offseason Thread but I feel as if DA COOOOOOOP's big offseason move deserves its own thread! After all, He is the greatest soccer player in America. Brekkers may be gone, but COOP is back. MLS Cup bound.....Dallas til I die




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225bred
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re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas


who





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Wait For It...
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re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas


FC Dallas was anemic at Forward last year with Blas Perez being the only real option. Now they pick up Eric Hassli from Toronto FC and Kenny Cooper.

ETA: FCD already have them both on their website roster



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Broski
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I'm partial to Connor Casey myself.





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StraightCashHomey21
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i thought he was thinking about going into obscurity playing for celtic





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Wait For It...
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re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas


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who


Some dude with 18 goals last year

Blas was FCD's top scorer with 8 or 9 last year






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Qistheman
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re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas


I never have been a big fan of FCD playing with a lone striker. Never have had a forward that was capable of playing alone up top. I think the pairing of Blas and KENNY COOPER will lead to great things!





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WarSlamEagle
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He is the greatest soccer player in America.







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Qistheman
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re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas


COOP would be our starting striker for the US of A if that damn Tyrone Marshall did not break His leg. Marshall ruined the bright future of the best up and coming American soccer player in years. COOP has bounced back very well after a few troublesome years overseas.





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thenry712
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It has been foretold for three years that DA COOP contingent would return after their luminary returns to his rightful home in Frisco, Texas.


As it was foretold, thy will be done.


Amen.







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frisco has some legit pizza joints





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droman225
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But if nobody is there to see him play for FC Frisco, is he really there?





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GeauxColonels
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Some dude with 18 goals last year

2nd most in the league






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quote:

Blas Perez


I have wet dreams about he and Carlos Ruiz dying in a fiery head-on collision while being impaled by wooly mammoth tusks.

ETA: While Luis Hernandez, Jan Koller, Torsten Frings, Gio Dos Santos and Luis Fabiano are daisy chained together at the penis with barbed wire and hurtled toward the hearse carrying their charred bodies away.

You know. Simple stuff.



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natedawgslu10
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droman225


Back to the hornets board you dynamo cocksucker


COOP FTW...FC Dallas is back on top!






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Qistheman
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droman225


Oh look this guy is in yet another FCD thread trolling. GTFO....as I have proven countless times to you, you Dynablow ruhtard, attendance numbers were better in the 2012 season and will improve again this year.






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Qistheman
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Thanks for gheying up my thread with your wet dreams brah





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droman225
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I'm sorry.



What?






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Dr RC
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But if nobody is there to see him play for FC Frisco, is he really there?


I'll be there

I want to be excited but I can't.

I imagine it will take roughly half a season for Cooper to get on Hyndman's shite list and then he'll either get traded or bolted to the bench so Schellas can play some random scrub from SMU.

I really have no faith in HSG's management of the team.

Selling Brek and keeling SH was a real kick in the nuts.



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