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Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:15 pm
I know it is stated in the MLS Offseason Thread but I feel as if DA COOOOOOOP's big offseason move deserves its own thread! After all, He is the greatest soccer player in America. Brekkers may be gone, but COOP is back. MLS Cup bound.....Dallas til I die
This post was edited on 2/4/13 at 8:17 pm
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Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:19 pm to Qistheman
who
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:23 pm to Qistheman
FC Dallas was anemic at Forward last year with Blas Perez being the only real option. Now they pick up Eric Hassli from Toronto FC and Kenny Cooper. 
ETA: FCD already have them both on their website roster
ETA: FCD already have them both on their website roster
This post was edited on 2/4/13 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:24 pm to Qistheman
I'm partial to Connor Casey myself.
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:26 pm to Qistheman
i thought he was thinking about going into obscurity playing for celtic
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:27 pm to 225bred
quote:
who
Some dude with 18 goals last year
Blas was FCD's top scorer with 8 or 9 last year
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:38 pm to Wait For It...
I never have been a big fan of FCD playing with a lone striker. Never have had a forward that was capable of playing alone up top. I think the pairing of Blas and KENNY COOPER will lead to great things! 
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:41 pm to Qistheman
quote:
He is the greatest soccer player in America.
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:44 pm to WarSlamEagle
COOP would be our starting striker for the US of A if that damn Tyrone Marshall did not break His leg. Marshall ruined the bright future of the best up and coming American soccer player in years. COOP has bounced back very well after a few troublesome years overseas.
Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:59 pm to Qistheman
It has been foretold for three years that DA COOP contingent would return after their luminary returns to his rightful home in Frisco, Texas.
As it was foretold, thy will be done.
Amen.
As it was foretold, thy will be done.
Amen.
Posted on 2/4/13 at 4:17 pm to thenry712
frisco has some legit pizza joints
Posted on 2/4/13 at 4:21 pm to Qistheman
But if nobody is there to see him play for FC Frisco, is he really there?
Posted on 2/4/13 at 5:05 pm to Wait For It...
quote:
Some dude with 18 goals last year
2nd most in the league
Posted on 2/4/13 at 5:13 pm to Wait For It...
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Blas Perez
I have wet dreams about he and Carlos Ruiz dying in a fiery head-on collision while being impaled by wooly mammoth tusks.
ETA: While Luis Hernandez, Jan Koller, Torsten Frings, Gio Dos Santos and Luis Fabiano are daisy chained together at the penis with barbed wire and hurtled toward the hearse carrying their charred bodies away.
You know. Simple stuff.
This post was edited on 2/4/13 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 2/4/13 at 5:42 pm to droman225
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droman225
Back to the hornets board you dynamo cocksucker
COOP FTW...FC Dallas is back on top!
Posted on 2/4/13 at 6:01 pm to droman225
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droman225
Oh look this guy is in yet another FCD thread trolling. GTFO....as I have proven countless times to you, you Dynablow ruhtard, attendance numbers were better in the 2012 season and will improve again this year.
Posted on 2/4/13 at 6:03 pm to Sheep
Thanks for gheying up my thread with your wet dreams brah
Posted on 2/4/13 at 9:08 pm to Qistheman
I'm sorry.
What?
What?
Posted on 2/4/13 at 10:12 pm to droman225
quote:
But if nobody is there to see him play for FC Frisco, is he really there?
I'll be there
I want to be excited but I can't.
I imagine it will take roughly half a season for Cooper to get on Hyndman's shite list and then he'll either get traded or bolted to the bench so Schellas can play some random scrub from SMU.
I really have no faith in HSG's management of the team.
Selling Brek and keeling SH was a real kick in the nuts.
This post was edited on 2/4/13 at 10:13 pm
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