OB Awards Assembly Thread- Need Name ideers

I can't recall that we do. Saints talk does the Datty's, OT does the dildos, Hornets Talk does their own, not sure about the rest of the board. If system is not in place already, lets use this thread to discuss the various categories and who can step up to run this shite.



The Green Jeans Woody- Most likely to trespass
The Keith Whitley- The biggest drunk
The Benjamin Woody- Most likely to shoot a button buck
The Yak Woody - Most obnoxious kayak poster
The Prepper Woody- Most likely to live in a bunker off of powdered milk and jerky while surrounded by gun
The Les Stroud Woody - Most likely to survive in the wild
The Academy Woody: The poster that has done the best job of advertising a certain brand or product
The OG Woody- Poster who has endured the most troubling maritime event
The Nat Geo Woody- Best Outdoor Video made by a poster
The Nascar Woody-Most entertaining thread of the year
The Biggest Woody- Outdoor Board's Poster of the Year