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re: Dude, I'm so assault life...

Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:03 pm to
I'm so assault life my wife sews a carry handle on the back of all my newborns onsies.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:08 pm to
I'm so assault life my steak knives have bayonet lugs.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:10 pm to


I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3873 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:10 pm to
I'm so assault life my dick has heat shields
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:10 pm to
ISAL my brief case is an ammo can
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:11 pm to
I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.
Posted by SenseiBuddy
Ascension Parish
Member since Oct 2005
4443 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:11 pm to
My 5.11 wallet holds 6 Pmags
Posted by CP3
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
7401 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".





I just need to think of 6 more so I can hit 1k posts
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22804 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:12 pm to
I'm so assault life I named my firstborn child Picatinny
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:12 pm to
I'm so assault life all my shoulder things go up.
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3873 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:14 pm to
I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:14 pm to
ISAL I had my dick chrome lined with 9:1 twist
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22804 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.



Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6229 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:15 pm to
I'm so assault life my nuts are staked.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:16 pm to
I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:17 pm to
I'm so assault life I can reload my semen in 2 seconds.
Posted by Cold Pizza
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:17 pm to
I'm so assault rifle I have a laser sight on my pecker.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.




Isal I make my wife call my condoms shrouds.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:18 pm to
I'm so assault life I paid $100 for a used one dollar bill.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to
I'm so assault life my boxers are mil spec.
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