OT Pet Snake owners | Page 3 | TigerDroppings.com

Posted byMessage
HarryBalzack
At your mom's
Member since Oct 2012
8947 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

Where do all these adult snakes go when people don't want them anymore or are attacking infants?






Back to top
Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


Mine never has and we've had him for ten years.

Dogs bite people too sometimes.

Snakes that were raised in captivity can make very good pets.






Back to top
HarryBalzack
At your mom's
Member since Oct 2012
8947 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

Just because I guy has different taste than you he isn't a loser.
Not true.






Back to top
HarryBalzack
At your mom's
Member since Oct 2012
8947 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

Snakes that were raised in captivity can make very good pets.

Does he fetch?
Does he chase a laser light around the floor?
Does he crawl up in your lap when you're sad?
Is he excited and jumping up and down when you get home every afternoon?






Back to top
Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


Everyone has their own interests, who cares if he wants to own a snake?







Back to top
theOG
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Feb 2010
4359 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


we get it, you are in to big snakes.





Back to top
iAmBatman
USA Fan
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
4477 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

Does he fetch?
Does he chase a laser light around the floor?
Does he crawl up in your lap when you're sad?
Is he excited and jumping up and down when you get home every afternoon?



No...he just sits there...plotting...plotting how he's going frick my shite up the next time I pick him up from his undersized glass case of emotion.






Back to top
  Replies (0)
Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

Does he crawl up in your lap when you're sad?


Yes, he used to just wrap around me and hang out when I did my homework in high school. He has never been hostile towards anyone.

He also doesn't make any noise or mess like a lot of animals.






Back to top
Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


Not really big ones





Back to top
  Replies (0)
Pilot Tiger
Georgetown Fan
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2005
63082 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


snakes lack emotion

getting a snake as a pet is like getting a pet rock, that's retarded







Back to top
Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


It works for me, I'm emotional enough for the entire household.







Back to top
Pilot Tiger
Georgetown Fan
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2005
63082 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


touche





Back to top
  Replies (0)
HarryBalzack
At your mom's
Member since Oct 2012
8947 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

who cares if he wants to own a snake?
Well now, that wouldn't be any fun, would it?






Back to top
  Replies (0)
buffbraz
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2005
1668 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


Here's an unwanted Louisiana snake. We need more of these slithering around






Back to top
MeridianDog
Mississippi St. Fan
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
5414 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


Don't believe anything else. He will bite you in a second if you startle him, or if he gets mean, or if he feels like it.

And they have a mouthfull fo teeth angled toward the back. Very hard to get him to release you once he bites and then yo will have a nasty salmonella and shigells infected wound.

Might want to google Python bites before you get your little sack of crap.

They don't call them snakes for nothing.






Back to top
Pumpkins
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
11448 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


Why are you talking to me? I've had several snakes in my lifetime and I've never been bitten.

My ball python cowers away if he gets startled. We've had him since I was in middle school. I don't need to google python.

GTFO.






Back to top
MeridianDog
Mississippi St. Fan
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
5414 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


I know you.



This is what you want!






Back to top
  Replies (0)
trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
18772 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners




HOLY shite if i saw that i'd probably wet my pants






Back to top
  Replies (0)
CanShakersDecayedNut
Member since Sep 2006
2965 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

Why are you talking to me? I've had several snakes in my lifetime and I've never been bitten.

My ball python cowers away if he gets startled. We've had him since I was in middle school. I don't need to google python.

GTFO.


just guessing here, but maybe it's because you first called someone dumb for saying a ball python would bite, then later you claimed they hardly have any teeth. So, I don't know, maybe you don't know your white trash pet as well as you claim?

That's just a guess though.



This post was edited on 1/17 at 4:57 pm


Back to top
HarryBalzack
At your mom's
Member since Oct 2012
8947 posts

re: OT Pet Snake owners


quote:

CanShakersDecayedNut






Back to top
  Replies (0)


Back to top