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FenrirTheBeard 
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| First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:13 pm)
My girlfriend got me my first professional massage for Christmas. The woman giving me the massage is young and moderately attractive. I've yet to get it, but I need some help.
I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection?
I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette?
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Navajo61490 
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:15 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
Tuck it up
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BRgetthenet
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:15 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
Let her know she gave it to you.
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Darth_Vader 
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:15 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
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but what is proper etiquette?
don't get any in her eye? 
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AmosMosesAndTwins
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:15 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
It's true that if you don't use it, you lose it.
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mandevilletiger34
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:16 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
PIIHB?
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Signal Soldier 
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:16 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
"It ain't gonna suck itself" 
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Paedin 
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Everytime ive gotten a massage,20+ times, they leave the room after asking you to turn over to give you time to calm yourself down. Its normal, no big deal (thats what she said) dont worry bout it
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Displaced
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
quote:
I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection?
i was worried about this during my first massage. luckily, i had a male maseur.
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buddhavista
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
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I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection?
I have only gotten one erection while getting a massage and it was a very attractive massuese and she was rubbing my inner thigh right by my dick. And I got a chubby, not full on rager. I get monthly massages and have for 5 or 6 years.
Ask her to focus on your back and not your legs. say you prefer to lay face down. And then you can hide it.
If you do get one, don't say shite. she will likely ignore it.
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Placebeaux
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
Just let it go. If you are not ashamed of what you got it should be easy.
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TheWiz
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:18 pm to Navajo61490)
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Tuck it up
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Jim Rockford
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
Don't kid yourself. You're gonna get Raymond LINK
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12 
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:18 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
Just look at her, point at it, and wink.
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CHEDBALLZ
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:19 pm to Paedin)
You probably wont get a chubby..... if you do ask for the full release massage.
Also... by professional do you mean Bang Kok Spa?
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FenrirTheBeard
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:19 pm to Displaced)
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luckily, i had a male maseur
That's not luck. That's a curse...
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Displaced
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:20 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
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That's not luck. That's a curse...
no way. stronger hands = better massage.
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white perch
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:20 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
once you get it up, sneak her an extra $50, she'll know what to do.
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buddhavista
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:21 pm to Displaced)
quote:
That's not luck. That's a curse...
no way. stronger hands = better massage.
personally I like really fat chicks. They give the best massages!
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 2:23 pm to FenrirTheBeard)
Just let it go.
You're there to feel good.
If anyone should get embarrassed, it should be her and she should be good enough to view it as a complement.
Haven't you ever had a lap dance before?
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