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re: Worst songs for a stripper

Posted on 1/8/13 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by Meursault
Nashville
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/8/13 at 5:36 pm to
Only In Dreams - Weezer
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66993 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 5:43 pm to
"In the arms of the angels"
Posted by beezylsu
Member since Jan 2011
2922 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 5:47 pm to
John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies

This would be cringe-worthy as a patron, although I'm sure a good deal of these strippers can identify with this song.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30160 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 5:52 pm to
"How much is that doggie in the window"


ETA:
quote:

John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies

I've been laughing for about 10 minutes now.
This post was edited on 1/8/13 at 6:35 pm
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34447 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies

This would be cringe-worthy as a patron, although I'm sure a good deal of these strippers can identify with this song.
Dude, holy shite.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30160 posts
Posted on 1/8/13 at 9:30 pm to
The Star Wars theme song could pose a challenge.
Posted by legba
at the crossroads
Member since Oct 2010
521 posts
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:32 am to
"Blood On The Dance Floor"--Jacko
Posted by shuke33
Under The Bridge
Member since Nov 2010
9052 posts
Posted on 1/9/13 at 7:49 am to
Raining Blood by Slayer
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 10:49 am to
Star Spangled Banner
Posted by Richard Castle
St. George, La.
Member since Nov 2012
1887 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Dude looks like a lady - Aerosmith



This
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34237 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies


Is that a serious song? Horrible is an understatement.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16164 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 2:23 pm to
No shite, I once saw a black stripper at the Kongo Klub in Mitchell, SD strip to 3 Christmas carols in a row.

If I remember correctly, they were:
Here Comes Santa Claus
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
and
Jingle Bells
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34237 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

I once saw a black stripper at the Kongo Klub in Mitchell, SD strip to 3 Christmas carols in a row.


At least it wasn't a cracker with no rhythm.
Posted by BRTIIGER58
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
470 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 5:09 pm to
Havin' my Baby - Paul Anka

Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash

The Theme from "Jaws"
This post was edited on 1/10/13 at 5:18 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton


yes! to remind her of her abortions.


ETA: anything by 'that 1 guy' would throw em off their game.
This post was edited on 1/10/13 at 5:22 pm
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30160 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 5:56 pm to
Anything by Zamfir.
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 1/10/13 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Yellow Submarine - The Beatles.
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