re: 2012 Soccer Board Awards* Nomination Thread (CLOSED, VOTING STARTS TOMORROW)

CLUB LEVEL
Best Team Barcelona
Most Entertaining Team Borrusia Dortmund
Most Underrated Team Everton
Most Disappointing Team QPR
Best Match of the Season City vs United (2-3)
Best Comeback Barcelona vs Chelsea UCL
Biggest Upset

INTERNATIONAL LEVEL
Best Team Spain
Most Entertaining Team Germany
Most Underrated Team
Most Disappointing Team ]Netherlands
Best Match of the Year
Best Comeback
Biggest Upset

PLAYERS
Best Club Player Messi
Best International Player Xavi
Most Underrated Player Michael Bradley
Most Overrated Player Andy Carrol
Best Player Purchase RvP
Worst Player Purchase Andy Carrol
Best Player Not Yet at a Big Club Zaha
Best U-21 Player
Best Keeper
Best Defender Vidic
Best Midfielder Iniesta
Best Forward RvP
Goal of the Year Zlatan

POSTERS
The Wenger (Most Intelligent)
The Ferguson (Tenured Poster that Never Goes Down Without a Fight)
The MLS All-Star (The Champion of the Soccer Board and Europe, Best All-Around Poster)
The Leeds (The Poster You Want to Make a Comeback on the Board)
The Dyer/Bowyer (Two Posters from Same Club that Always Disagree)
The Donovan (Most Well-Liked Poster)
The Marquez (Most Disliked Poster)
The Chicharito (Best Poster from a Rival Club, But You Still Kinda Like Them)
The Morgan (Best Female Poster)
The StuBear (Male Poster You Have a Man-Crush On or a Bromance With)
The Uno-Cero (Best Board Moment of the Year)
The Swagotelli (poster you feel could slay the most pu- er, pen-, uhh.. you know?)
The Finn (Poster You Would Most Like to Get Slammed with While Watching Footy)
The Ultra (Poster That Will Inevitably Cost Us This Board One Day from Some Rampage)
The Swansea (Best New Poster on the Board, Registered 2011 or Later)
The Chastain (Dumbest Poster)
The Derby (Best Argument Series Between Posters)

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How could you have possibly thought he was a girl?

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Probably because of his delivery in a lot of his posts. His content for the most part is knowledgeable. The way he structures his points/arguments come off as overbearing and neurotic; therefore, I guess I have subconsciously read his posts in a girlish way.

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Tyler could go either way as a first name. I mean it's plausible.

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Yeah that's true.

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Do you not assume almost every poster is male?

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Pretty much. We have 2 (debatably 3) confirmed female posters.

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I still think he is a he, but I will vote for best female poster in order to get some backchannel dick picks for my collection.

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He is really into Grant Holt. I just assumed it was typical SB man-love.

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Pretty much. We have 2 (debatably 3) confirmed female posters.

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I've seen no vaginas so nothing is confirmed. MrsMiller made an appearance once, so I guess she counts. Pumpkins love obsession with the boyish looking Chicharito doesn't rule out a 45 year old gay man. Does it?

FWIW I always pick a completely shitty handwritten bracket moments after Greg Gumbel finishes reading the selections. It's almost entirely based on love of certain teams and hatred of others.

I do stand by my Michigan State pick though. I thought Tom Izzo could win the tourney last year with a team that actually had good players.

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FWIW I always pick a completely shitty handwritten bracket moments after Greg Gumbel finishes reading the selections. It's almost entirely based on love of certain teams and hatred of others.

I do stand by my Michigan State pick though. I thought Tom Izzo could win the tourney last year with a team that actually had good players.

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Some sports talk leaning male until I realize my wife knows that much and probably more. Hmmmmm I'm confused.


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Tyler Henry ?@TyHenry712
@Bho2 @theoneandonlyJF I can confirm that I am indeed a human being.

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THIS IS AWESOME

*clap clap CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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The one random woman always wins those things,

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Not around here they don't. Have you ever stayed in a shady hostel? I've heard lives change in places like that.


ETA:Only one way to settle this. Send out dick or vagina pics to the judges and we will make the correct determination. The only rule is no tucking.

I did interview Terrence Boyd this past year. Normally Twitter fanboys don't even get afforded replies from professional athletes, unless they have boobs.

On the other hand, I went the whole interview without asking Boyd about his thoughts on Vienna fashion week. I'm not sure if such a annual week devoted to Austrian sartorial sense exists in the first place.