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re: Someone gave me a whole bunch of Oranges.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:53 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:53 am to BRgetthenet
quote:Hell, how about a ball-peen hammer. Take your pick, the ball side - or the peen side?
What about a bar of soap in a sock?
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Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:53 am to Count Chocula
Orange preserves.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:54 am to Count Chocula
I thought the same thing. Something about the orange contours with what it hits, spreading out and not leaving a bruise on the surface.
Having said that- I have been hit by an airbag- looked like I was hit by a truck when it was all said and done and it spreads out and covers alot more surface area than an orange-- so Im pretty skeptical myself.
Having said that- I have been hit by an airbag- looked like I was hit by a truck when it was all said and done and it spreads out and covers alot more surface area than an orange-- so Im pretty skeptical myself.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:54 am to Count Chocula
What if you hit someone with the ball side of a ball-peen hammer while they were eating an orange in the shower?
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:55 am to Count Chocula
Try out the oranges Count and let us know. 
Just smack someone in the face with one.
Just smack someone in the face with one.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:55 am to Rohan2Reed
no mark. good work!
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:57 am to Rohan2Reed
quote:
What if you hit someone with the ball side of a ball-peen hammer while they were eating an orange in the shower?
3 things. It would hurt,
It would bring tears to your eyes,
It would leave a bruise.
No doubt in my non-military mind.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:58 am to Worley13
quote:You in Laffy? It was your idea, you up for the challenge?
Just smack someone in the face with one.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:59 am to Count Chocula
Who even figures this crap out?? I would never think to hit someone with an orange much less a whole sack of them.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:00 am to Count Chocula
haha!! I will be in Laffy this weekend- 
bring your mom, we will try it out on her.
bring your mom, we will try it out on her. Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:01 am to BRgetthenet
quote:I've told em a million times, they should never let me get bored.
BRgetthenet
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:03 am to Worley13
quote:Be kinda hard.
bring your mom, we will try it out on her.
She's dead.
Hows your mom doing?
(now dont you feel really bad)
This post was edited on 12/12/12 at 10:05 am
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:04 am to Count Chocula
ah Im sorry 
She will be in Laffy this weekend too, I will bring her.
quote:
Hows your mom doing?
She will be in Laffy this weekend too, I will bring her.
This post was edited on 12/12/12 at 10:26 am
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:30 am to Count Chocula
quote:
(now dont you feel really bad)
I offered to use my mom.. that helps. right?
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:32 am to Worley13
quote:Better Idea. How bout we use one of the LLotF&DB? jmcs or Darla might be willing?
I offered to use my mom.. that helps. right?
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:35 am to Count Chocula
Tis the season for everyone with a satsuma, kumkwat and orange tree to unload bags and bags of their stuff.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:37 am to TexasTiger05
And thats exactly what happened here 05. So whats an e-mail blast?
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:37 am to Count Chocula
Pussy, I took out my tibia and fibula with one stroke. By the end of wearing the cast I could outrun football players on my crutches. Lucky for me that I never fell down as it would have been a major face plant or broken arms.
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:39 am to Count Chocula
Option 1 - Screwdrivers
Roll the chilled orange until it gets soft. Inject in several places with vodka and cut a 1/2 inch cone shaped hole in the top. suck out the natural screwdriver.
Tasty, but not suitable for the kids.
Option 2 - Ambrosia
Peel and cut sections throwing the membrane away (labor intensive). Add flaked sweetened coconut and marischino (sp?)cherries. This is Ambrosia salad. Probably a recipe with amounts listed on Google.
Option 3 I'm coming up with a blank
Have an orange fight in the back yard - great fun.
Roll the chilled orange until it gets soft. Inject in several places with vodka and cut a 1/2 inch cone shaped hole in the top. suck out the natural screwdriver.
Tasty, but not suitable for the kids.
Option 2 - Ambrosia
Peel and cut sections throwing the membrane away (labor intensive). Add flaked sweetened coconut and marischino (sp?)cherries. This is Ambrosia salad. Probably a recipe with amounts listed on Google.
Option 3 I'm coming up with a blank
Have an orange fight in the back yard - great fun.
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