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Seinfeld 2012

Posted on 12/11/12 at 3:59 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/11/12 at 3:59 pm
Posted by uglycasanova7
Member since Feb 2011
1284 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:04 pm to
George's parents claim their house was destroyed by "Sandy," move in with George. He discovers the house is fine. Sandy is a loud neighbor.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:05 pm to
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George gets aroused reading 50 Shades of Gray, questions self.


Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102937 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:05 pm to
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Uncle Leo gets LifeAlert, keeps hitting it "just to test it."

Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13320 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:06 pm to
And I thought the show ended because they were out of ideas! Some of those are gold Jerry! Gold!
Posted by uglycasanova7
Member since Feb 2011
1284 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:10 pm to
Elaine joins JDate so she pretends to be Jewish. She meets an amazing guy who dumps her for being "too Jewy." George discovers falafel.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:18 pm to
Jerry goes on @jimmyfallon. The Roots play "Drops of Jupiter" when he comes out. Jerry becomes obsessed with figuring out why.

George opens actual jerk store on Etsy
This post was edited on 12/11/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted by nosaj56
Member since Aug 2007
21991 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:20 pm to
here's a tumblr with a similar idea

LINK
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73140 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 5:04 pm to
some of those are fricking great
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30823 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 5:36 pm to
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Some of those are gold Jerry! Gold!


Agreed.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13320 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 1:19 am to
Is it bad that I can see scenes from these episodes happening in my mind?
Posted by Jordan871223
Member since Jul 2012
8 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 1:51 am to
Damnit I miss this show even more now!
Posted by dandug001
Shreveport
Member since Oct 2011
1578 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 2:29 am to
Kramer goes to a comedy show and says the "N" word. Loses career.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13320 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 4:25 am to
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Kramer starts selling large sodas on the black market. Jerry's "Tonight Show" set is on Taxi TV and he becomes "Taxi Famous."


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Kramer becomes obsessed with another Cosmo Kramer on Twitter who has thousands of followers. Newman Gets lap band surgery. It fails


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George tries online dating, meets a gorgeous woman but breaks up with her because she needed online dating


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George responds to a Missed Connection that isn't about him because he thinks if he's confident enough about it, she'll just go with it.
Posted by TDTGodfather
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
6169 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 9:58 am to
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Kramer runs into Crazy Joe Davola, learns he's not crazy just autistic and mis-medicated. "He's on the spectrum! The spectrum, Jerry!"


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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend (Rashida Jones) because she Instagrams everything she eats


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Kramer uses Kickstarter to fund a line of dog tasers. "Tasers for dogs to protect themselves. To protect themselves, Jerry! "



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Jerry joins Twitter only to find that a Jerry parody account has 50k followers. It's run by Bania who will stop if Jerry buys him dinner.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18352 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:28 am to
Puddy is in a wheel chair

This post was edited on 1/30/13 at 11:27 am
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51614 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 10:43 am to
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quote: Kramer uses Kickstarter to fund a line of dog tasers. "Tasers for dogs to protect themselves. To protect themselves, Jerry! "


I read this outloud and lost it.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 11:13 am to
I know this seems odd, but it's like watching the show again. Just a detail or two and I can watch the rest of the episode in my head.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51614 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 11:14 am to
Someone forward this to Larry David maybe he can use some of this in CYE.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51614 posts
Posted on 12/13/12 at 10:49 am to


“@SeinfeldToday: Newman abuses the NYPD's "See Something, Say Something" policy. Kramer falls into the fountain at Ground Zero.”
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