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Kilmarnock's Kenny Shiels, Wonder Mathematician



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Kenny Shiels is the manager of the Scottish Premier League's Kilmarnock F.C. Manuel Pascali, one of the club's midfielders, is supposed to serve the second of a two-game suspension this Saturday against Celtic, but Shiels disagrees.

"According to my mathematics, Manuel Pascali has served two full games," said Shiels.

The Kilmarnock boss added: "He played for the first three minutes and got sent off against St Johnstone, which lasted 93 minutes.

"So, he has completed 90 minutes against St Johnstone and he missed last Saturday, so he will definitely be in the squad - if not starting.

"I think technically I'm right so I'll play him and then see where that takes us."



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This feels like an appropriate time to post that the first and only Kilmarnock fan I have ever seen is a loony baker. This is definitely the best video on the Internet, no question.


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Man, I forgot about him.






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I cannot even understand what he is saying even though it is supposedly in "English."





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I think it's supposed to be "'Mon the Killy," short for "Come on, Kilmarnock," but it kinda comes out as "Mwondakilwie".





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Thanks makes sense. I just always assumed he was mentally incapacitated.





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He is kinda bug-eyed. And I want to know what he's baking.





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It looks the base of a pie of sorts or meth. Yeah, probably meth.





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He won't do it. He's already up on two charges with the SFA.





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I cannot even understand what he is saying



"C'mon the Killie!"






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Frick. It was ie, not y.





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This feels like an appropriate time to post that the first and only Kilmarnock fan I have ever seen is a loony baker. This is definitely the best video on the Internet, no question.


been waiting a while to post this again huh?






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It is ideal for any SPL thread that seems like it will not get many responses, such as the daily TNBhoy thread.





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