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So I was walking to my stand today . . .
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:37 am
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:37 am
It was full daylight out. I see a doe come running toward me being chased by two spikes. I decide to let them pass. Then, I hear the huge buck grunting and I realize he is chasing the same doe. I was hunting with my new submachine gun/rifle combo with a huge drum magazine. I raise my sub/rifle just as this huge buck sticks his head around a tree and just as I am about to take my shot, I hear "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was 2 a.m. and my three year old was yelling for a drink of water from his bedroom.
I am really interested in what kind of gun I was hunting with.
Later on I was getting ready to have some "quality time" with a nice young lady I had just met when my wife woke me up to tell me she was going to work.
I am really interested in what kind of gun I was hunting with.
Later on I was getting ready to have some "quality time" with a nice young lady I had just met when my wife woke me up to tell me she was going to work.
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Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:38 am to TigerDeacon
Lay off the melatonin. 
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:38 am to TigerDeacon
This is better than the dream I had a thread about yesterday. Where I shot a dumbass wearing a deer costume 
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:39 am to TigerDeacon
hunting at 2am is illegal.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:41 am to TigerDeacon
Sounds like the Ambien did its job.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:43 am to bapple
No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:44 am to TigerDeacon
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three chocolate chip cookies late last night.
Sounds like you've found the culprit.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:45 am to TigerDeacon
That chocolate will do crazy things to a human brain.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:31 am to SportTiger1
Did you scold your son for messing up your shot?
Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:36 am to TigerDeacon
quote:where did you put em?
No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:59 am to Ole Geauxt
quote:
where did you put em?
IN MY BELLY!
(through the traditional digestive route)
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:07 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:ok,, i would consider that to be top to bottom...
(through the traditional digestive route)
It's a strange and different world out there now..
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:08 pm to bapple
That ambien is a bad mother..
If I could ever remember what the hell was going on, I might would be addicted
If I could ever remember what the hell was going on, I might would be addicted
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:16 pm to jimjackandjose
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That ambien is a bad mother..
I've heard some pretty wild stories from Ambien dreams.
I also heard a story from a friend about trying what they did in the movie Role Models. He tried to hook up with a girl on the stuff and said he was hallucinating and shite.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:16 pm to Ole Geauxt
it was those "Colorado chocolate chip cookies!"
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:27 pm to TigerDeacon
Funny stuff
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:42 pm to TigerDeacon
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