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TigerDeacon
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So I was walking to my stand today . . .



It was full daylight out. I see a doe come running toward me being chased by two spikes. I decide to let them pass. Then, I hear the huge buck grunting and I realize he is chasing the same doe. I was hunting with my new submachine gun/rifle combo with a huge drum magazine. I raise my sub/rifle just as this huge buck sticks his head around a tree and just as I am about to take my shot, I hear "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was 2 a.m. and my three year old was yelling for a drink of water from his bedroom.

I am really interested in what kind of gun I was hunting with.



Later on I was getting ready to have some "quality time" with a nice young lady I had just met when my wife woke me up to tell me she was going to work.








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deaconjones35
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


Lay off the melatonin.





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braindeadboxer
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


This is better than the dream I had a thread about yesterday. Where I shot a dumbass wearing a deer costume





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Chad504boy
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


hunting at 2am is illegal.





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bapple
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


Sounds like the Ambien did its job.





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TigerDeacon
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.





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bapple
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


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three chocolate chip cookies late last night.



Sounds like you've found the culprit.






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SportTiger1
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


That chocolate will do crazy things to a human brain.







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jp90
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


Did you scold your son for messing up your shot?





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Ole Geauxt
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


quote:

No drugs, but I did have three chocolate chip cookies late last night.

where did you put em?









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TigerDeacon
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


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where did you put em?


IN MY BELLY!


(through the traditional digestive route)






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Ole Geauxt
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


quote:

(through the traditional digestive route)

ok,, i would consider that to be top to bottom...


It's a strange and different world out there now..






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jimjackandjose
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


That ambien is a bad mother..

If I could ever remember what the hell was going on, I might would be addicted






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bapple
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


quote:

That ambien is a bad mother..


I've heard some pretty wild stories from Ambien dreams.

I also heard a story from a friend about trying what they did in the movie Role Models. He tried to hook up with a girl on the stuff and said he was hallucinating and shite.






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bonescanner
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


it was those "Colorado chocolate chip cookies!"





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HeadBusta4LSU
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re: So I was walking to my stand today . . .


Funny stuff





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Nascar Fan
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