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Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights

Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:34 am
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9801 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:34 am
All my hard work of putting lights up to bring a little cheer to the neighborhood and these bastards are chewing through them. Fricking Satanic Atheistic Squirrels. Probably the government programming them thru Google to wreck our Christmas cheer.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:38 am to
lil bastids ate my whole fricking wheel barrel.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81570 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:44 am to
No fried squirrel?
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8799 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:10 am to
Pellet gun. Do work.
Posted by mcpotiger
Missouri
Member since Mar 2005
6907 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Pellet gun. Do work.
Posted by smoked hog
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
1818 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:01 pm to
Get either 110 conibear traps or even just some rat traps. Peanut butter mixed with corn on trigger. Screw trap to long stick or board leaned up against one of your trees. Dead tree rats, make sure its high enough or a retarded cat will find a way to get stuck.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61590 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:03 pm to
Kill them
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

wheel barrel.
is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it?

Posted by Skywalker
St. George
Member since Jul 2010
1248 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Ate my whole fricking wheel barrel
quote:

Eating my Christmas Lights

You can add...was in the process of eating my A.C. Unit to the list.

This post was edited on 12/6/12 at 12:54 pm
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it


This post was edited on 12/6/12 at 12:55 pm
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9801 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:22 pm to
There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22630 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:24 pm to
Get higher voltage lights.

Next time they chew too much........fried squirrel
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6837 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:25 pm to
Tie some cats on the roof.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81570 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.


I meant from the electricity.
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.

OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction
Posted by AlmaDawg
Slow Hell
Member since Sep 2012
3222 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction


Wish I was closer! Murdering tree rats is good clean fun!
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

meauxjeaux2
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9801 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 2:27 pm to
I would shoot as many as I could, but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81570 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage
That was my life's work from age 7 to 12.
Posted by AlmaDawg
Slow Hell
Member since Sep 2012
3222 posts
Posted on 12/6/12 at 2:34 pm to
Antifreeze marinated pecans.

Wait, I didn't say that.
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