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deaconjones35 
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| Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:34 am)
All my hard work of putting lights up to bring a little cheer to the neighborhood and these bastards are chewing through them. Fricking Satanic Atheistic Squirrels. Probably the government programming them thru Google to wreck our Christmas cheer.
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meauxjeaux2
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watson
Member since Oct 2007
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:38 am to deaconjones35)
lil bastids ate my whole fricking wheel barrel. 
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AlxTgr
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Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:44 am to deaconjones35)
No fried squirrel?
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NS Who Dat Nation 
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Mandeville
Member since Jul 2007
7209 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:10 am to deaconjones35)
Pellet gun. Do work.
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mcpotiger
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Missouri
Member since Mar 2005
1899 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 11:14 am to NS Who Dat Nation)
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Pellet gun. Do work.
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smoked hog 
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Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
280 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:01 pm to mcpotiger)
Get either 110 conibear traps or even just some rat traps. Peanut butter mixed with corn on trigger. Screw trap to long stick or board leaned up against one of your trees. Dead tree rats, make sure its high enough or a retarded cat will find a way to get stuck.
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KingRanch
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The Ranch
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:03 pm to deaconjones35)
Kill them
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Ole Geauxt
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KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:15 pm to meauxjeaux2)
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wheel barrel.
is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it?
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Skywalker
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:52 pm to Ole Geauxt)
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Ate my whole fricking wheel barrel
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Eating my Christmas Lights
You can add...was in the process of eating my A.C. Unit to the list.
This post was edited on 12/6 at 12:54 pm
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meauxjeaux2
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watson
Member since Oct 2007
38089 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 12:53 pm to Ole Geauxt)
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is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it
This post was edited on 12/6 at 12:55 pm
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deaconjones35
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:22 pm to AlxTgr)
There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.
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Nodust
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2010
15371 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:24 pm to deaconjones35)
Get higher voltage lights.
Next time they chew too much........fried squirrel
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tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
1275 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:25 pm to deaconjones35)
Tie some cats on the roof.
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AlxTgr
LSU Fan
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
27821 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:27 pm to deaconjones35)
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.
I meant from the electricity.
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Nascar Fan
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Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
9845 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:48 pm to deaconjones35)
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.
OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction
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AlmaDawg 
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Member since Sep 2012
2184 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:51 pm to Nascar Fan)
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OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction
Wish I was closer! Murdering tree rats is good clean fun!
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Ole Geauxt
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KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
29916 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 1:52 pm to meauxjeaux2)
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meauxjeaux2
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deaconjones35
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| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 2:27 pm to AlmaDawg)
I would shoot as many as I could, but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage.
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AlxTgr
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Member since Oct 2003
27821 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 2:28 pm to deaconjones35)
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but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage
That was my life's work from age 7 to 12.
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AlmaDawg
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Slow Hell
Member since Sep 2012
2184 posts
| re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights (Posted on 12/6/12 at 2:34 pm to deaconjones35)
Antifreeze marinated pecans.
Wait, I didn't say that.
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