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deaconjones35
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Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights


All my hard work of putting lights up to bring a little cheer to the neighborhood and these bastards are chewing through them. Fricking Satanic Atheistic Squirrels. Probably the government programming them thru Google to wreck our Christmas cheer.






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meauxjeaux2
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watson
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re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights


lil bastids ate my whole fricking wheel barrel.





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AlxTgr
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Kyre Banorg
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No fried squirrel?





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NS Who Dat Nation
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re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights


Pellet gun. Do work.





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mcpotiger
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Pellet gun. Do work.






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smoked hog
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re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights


Get either 110 conibear traps or even just some rat traps. Peanut butter mixed with corn on trigger. Screw trap to long stick or board leaned up against one of your trees. Dead tree rats, make sure its high enough or a retarded cat will find a way to get stuck.





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KingRanch
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re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights


Kill them





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Ole Geauxt
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wheel barrel.
is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it?







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Skywalker
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Ate my whole fricking wheel barrel
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Eating my Christmas Lights

You can add...was in the process of eating my A.C. Unit to the list.




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meauxjeaux2
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is this a pull dew and sack of lay eatin', sowf louisiana slang word for wheelbarrow, or is there such a thing as a barrel with wheels on it





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deaconjones35
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.





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Nodust
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Get higher voltage lights.

Next time they chew too much........fried squirrel






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tenfoe
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Tie some cats on the roof.





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AlxTgr
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.


I meant from the electricity.






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Nascar Fan
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Columbia La.
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There's too many to kill. We are surrounded. We just don't have the manpower, Captain.

OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction






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AlmaDawg
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OB get together at your house fellers bring your weapons of destruction


Wish I was closer! Murdering tree rats is good clean fun!






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Ole Geauxt
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meauxjeaux2






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deaconjones35
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I would shoot as many as I could, but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage.





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AlxTgr
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but we are in a subdivision. It's not worth the collateral damage
That was my life's work from age 7 to 12.






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AlmaDawg
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re: Tree Rats Eating my Christmas Lights


Antifreeze marinated pecans.

Wait, I didn't say that.






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