I knew the holiday season would bring out all the miss-named miscreants and it's happening. Enjoy:
Boveshia ... scientific name for 'cow.' Theophilus ... building in ancient Athens. Myika Kenah ... Tarzan line. "Myika Kenah Ungawa" means "Cheetah have you done the laundry?" Jabo Jahidi .. Tarzan line. "Jabo Jahidi Simba" means "Get off my foot you stupid elephant." Will Rogers .. never met a house he didn't like to burglarize. Krystal Shavon .. this is a counter top cleaner. Donjwanique .. worth a lot in Scrabble. Zacchaeus ... one of my Roman ancestors. Micackle ... Horrible attempt at Michael. Will Robinson... Mom loved "Lost in Space." Oral Lee .. means 'taken by mouth.' Quantum ...hope his middle name is 'physics.' Pastor .. couldn't wait for the collection plate, robbed a convenience store. Latarjawar .. character in Star Wars.
Name that fits the crime:
Dewaillia ... "yelling and cursing..then spit."
Driver of the Week:
Dionisio .. A guy named after a Greek Goddess. Blew a .288!!