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Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread

german classico at the allianz tomorrow morning 1130 am start time. the bayern board said there was enough ticket demand to fill a stadium with half a million people. i'm fockin jacked. muller said everyone is ready to run until they cant run anymore, i'm predicting 2-1 bayern. bundesliga is fricked


Tweezy
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
projected lineups per muah
bayern:neuer; lahm, dante, badstuber, alaba; schweinsteiger, martinez, muller, kroos, ribery; mandzukic. robben still isnt fit, so unless jupp wants to take his favorite player (kroos) out for the new boy shaqiri, i think the mid field is pretty much set. gustavo is also still out, his defensive presence will be missed. i dont think boateng is ready to play yet either. gomez just came back from injury and didnt look that great last game, i think it's a no brainer mario2 starts here.

bvb: weidenfeller; pizcek, hummels, subotic, schmelzer; gundogan, bender (kehl, if bender is hurt), reus, gotze, kuba; lewandowski.. eh most of their games are at the same time as bayern, so i dont get to watch them regularly, but these are their best players.


BleedPurpleGold
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
Marco Reus makes me wet. That is all.


Tweezy
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hype video

reus is legit, one of my favorite players at the moment

this is the stuff wet dreams are made of
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thenry712
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
Will Mario Gotye remind us of somebody that he used to know?


WarSlamEagle
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You didn't have to cutttttttt me offfffffff...


Tweezy
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
Clash of the superlatives:
Most successful club versus champions
Beaten cup finalists versus cup winners
Best attack (40 goals) versus second-best (29)
Best defence (5 goals against) versus second-best (15)
Teams with highest share of possession (64 percent to 57 percent)
Teams with the most points this decade
The only clubs to win the title more than once in the last 19 years
Germany’s only Champions League winning teams
Teams with the league’s highest average attendances (FCB: 71,000; BVB: 80,567)
According to Bayern estimates, up to half a million tickets for the match could have been sold
Game to be broadcast live in 203 countries

Factors in Bayern’s favour:
With 37 points from 14 matches and a goal difference of +35, FCB boast the best record of any Bundesliga team at this point in a season
The last time a team scored as many goals (40) at this point in the season was 27 years ago
FCB have kept a clean sheet in ten of their 14 league games
Dortmund have conceded almost half their 15 goals against to headers (7), but FCB have scored the most headed goals of any team (9)
FCB’s pass completion is the highest of any team in the Bundesliga (88.6 percent).

Factors in Dortmund’s favour:
BVB have scored the opening goal in their last eight league meetings with Bayern
BVB have converted more of their clear-cut chances (56.7 percent) than any other team in the league
Coach Jürgen Klopp has lost only one of his last seven Bundesliga meetings with Jupp Heynckes’ teams (four wins, two draws)

link, but that's pretty much all the article has, so no need to read


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rockchlkjayhku11
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quote:

Marco Reus makes me wet. That is all.


im more of a gotze guy (barely) but these are probably my 2 favorite players right now. this team is fricking amazing when they are on. im psyched.


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Vicks Kennel Club
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Gotze makes my penis go to 12 o'clock.


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acgeaux129
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can one of you fellas toss in a sopcast url in this thread tomorrow morning?


hendersonshands
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Can't wait for this game. BVB is more entertaining than Bayern unfortunately.


Tweezy
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
My body is ready


Tweezy
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
30 mins till kickoff. Actual lineups are the same as my projected lineups, except kuba and Reus are switched


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hendersonshands
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I'm wet with anticipation.


Xenophon
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link?
This post was edited on 12/1 at 11:27 am


Tweezy
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sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/133000


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rockchlkjayhku11
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
im on first row


hendersonshands
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Shitty arse GolTV for me.


Tweezy
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re: Bayern v BVB official pre-cum/game thread
im on that hd romanian stream. kuba just got real pissed


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