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Tennessee being shot down, but don't sweat it, Vol fans
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:44 pm
Well, here we are again. 3 years after Tennessee was turned down by everyone from Urban Meyer to Lovie Smith to Big Bird and ended up with Drooley.
Well, this go around they've been turned down by
Jon Gruden - lol like he was actually coming
Bobby Petrino - said he is holding out for bigger jobs like Colorado or Cal
Charlie Strong - Interracial couples are never a good thing in Tennessee
Al Golden - Miami is in a better situation even with the NCAA looming
Gary Patterson - Arkansas' next coach
Dan Mullen - No bell tower near the stadium
Paul Johnson - No QB to run triple option
Mike Gundy - Likes the shade of orange he wears now(can you blame him, have you SEEN the Tennessee orange?!)
Tommy Tubberville - Thought about it, but Auburn called wanting to have makeup sex
Butch Jones - There's already enough of those in Tennessee.
Now, I know alot has turned them down, but can you blame them? Crappy stadium, fat, nasty fans. Team of a bunch of meth addicts. But of course the ultimate negative, living in the same state as Clay Travis.. I can't even imagine..
Now, don't fret Tennessee. I have the REAL candidates who'll look at this job hard.
Brent Venables, Clemson DC(13 years, it's been a long time coming. He's ready)
Steve Addazio, Temple HC(Highly scrutinized at UF, but he is a now proven commodity at HC)
Kirk Ferentz, HC Iowa(Yea, his stock is down, but coaches with 112-96 records don't coming around often)
George O'Leary, HC UCF(He's 66, so what? W.I.N.N.E.R.)
Terry Bowden, HC Akron(Previously undefeated in the SEC, can't ask for much more)
Ron English, HC Eastern Michigan(Former hot name, he's taken Eastern Michigan where they've never been before at 2-10. Unreal job he has done)
Willy Robinson, unemployed(He should have gotten the Fresno St job, but they hired some loser who went 9-3 in his 1st year. Their loss)
Don't sweat, good times ahead.
Well, this go around they've been turned down by
Jon Gruden - lol like he was actually coming
Bobby Petrino - said he is holding out for bigger jobs like Colorado or Cal
Charlie Strong - Interracial couples are never a good thing in Tennessee
Al Golden - Miami is in a better situation even with the NCAA looming
Gary Patterson - Arkansas' next coach
Dan Mullen - No bell tower near the stadium
Paul Johnson - No QB to run triple option
Mike Gundy - Likes the shade of orange he wears now(can you blame him, have you SEEN the Tennessee orange?!)
Tommy Tubberville - Thought about it, but Auburn called wanting to have makeup sex
Butch Jones - There's already enough of those in Tennessee.
Now, I know alot has turned them down, but can you blame them? Crappy stadium, fat, nasty fans. Team of a bunch of meth addicts. But of course the ultimate negative, living in the same state as Clay Travis.. I can't even imagine..
Now, don't fret Tennessee. I have the REAL candidates who'll look at this job hard.
Brent Venables, Clemson DC(13 years, it's been a long time coming. He's ready)
Steve Addazio, Temple HC(Highly scrutinized at UF, but he is a now proven commodity at HC)
Kirk Ferentz, HC Iowa(Yea, his stock is down, but coaches with 112-96 records don't coming around often)
George O'Leary, HC UCF(He's 66, so what? W.I.N.N.E.R.)
Terry Bowden, HC Akron(Previously undefeated in the SEC, can't ask for much more)
Ron English, HC Eastern Michigan(Former hot name, he's taken Eastern Michigan where they've never been before at 2-10. Unreal job he has done)
Willy Robinson, unemployed(He should have gotten the Fresno St job, but they hired some loser who went 9-3 in his 1st year. Their loss)
Don't sweat, good times ahead.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:46 pm to Woopigsooie20
They should try to get Mike Tirico or Peyton Manning, Recruits would be lined up outside of Neyland Stadium filling out applications.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:46 pm to Woopigsooie20
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Well, this go around they've been turned down by
Link for any of those?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:51 pm to Woopigsooie20
Haha Ron English surprised he hasn't been fired yet.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:52 pm to JDM1992
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:53 pm to Woopigsooie20
Damn when did Arky fans get so arrogant? I thought that would go away when Petrino left. They didn't even deserve to be arrogant then either. Win a championship and then get arrogant.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:53 pm to Woopigsooie20
I won't lie, I clicked that
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:54 pm to Weagle25
quote:It's our birthright. It's hard to be humble when you're an Arkansas Razorback fan.
Damn when did Arky fans get so arrogant? I thought that would go away when Petrino left. They didn't even deserve to be arrogant then either. Win a championship and then get arrogant.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:54 pm to Hog on the Hill
I didn't. Last night ended my clicking of mysterious links from Arkansas fans
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:54 pm to Woopigsooie20
El O El at the piggies. Eight month search and a loss to a team Auburn beat later, guess you feel a bit lonely.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:55 pm to Woopigsooie20
and who have the piglets hired?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:56 pm to JDM1992
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I didn't. Last night ended my clicking of mysterious links from Arkansas fans
Yeah, that guy is gone. I clicked that link last night too - that just ain't right
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:57 pm to stapuffmarshy
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and who have the piglets hired?
We will let you know once it is declassified material.
Right now it is a matter of national security.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:57 pm to stapuffmarshy
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Damn when did Arky fans get so arrogant? I thought that would go away when Petrino left. They didn't even deserve to be arrogant then either. Win a championship and then get arrogant.
before or after your coach goes Woo Pig Sooie?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:58 pm to blacknblu
quote:Oh god, let me guess -- it was a link to Dooley's record at Tennessee?
Yeah, that guy is gone. I clicked that link last night too - that just ain't right
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:59 pm to Hog on the Hill
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Oh god, let me guess -- it was a link to Dooley's record at Tennessee?
It wasn't that bad.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:59 pm to DaleDenton
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We will let you know once it is declassified material.
Right now it is a matter of national security.
so no clue.
got it
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:00 pm to DaleDenton
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It wasn't that bad.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:06 pm to blacknblu
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Oh god, let me guess -- it was a link to Dooley's record at Tennessee?
These past 5-6 years have been hard to watch
Now we can finally say we understand how you've felt for the past 20 years
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:07 pm to Woopigsooie20
LOL @ arky fans for talking bout being turned down..
And you are fricking delusional if you think Patterson is leaving TCU for arky...
And you are fricking delusional if you think Patterson is leaving TCU for arky...
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