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Under the Dome to be a CBS Series

Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:43 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:43 pm
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This piece of shite gets to be a television series? What the frick? This book is literally the ONLY book I have ever regretted reading. It has no redeeming features. The story sucks. The characters suck. The ending sucks. I'm not a treehugger, but I mourn the fact that so many trees gave their lives so this abortion could be printed.

Quality of the book aside. If I remember correctly, the entire fricking story takes place over 4 days before ending in typical King fashion of Gotcha! Hahahaha. I'm so clever. Except King hasn't done anything clever in decades. How the frick will this even translate to the screen? How will the screenwriters cover up the glaringly obvious logical inconsistencies regarding character development and plot progression. I'd wager a left testicle that no one in the studio actually took the time to read this pile before greenlighting it.

There are so many good stories out there. Why choose this piece of shite?
Posted by Jubilee
Member since Sep 2012
227 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:54 pm to
Ha! I saw the subject heading and clicked to comment "YAY!" Think I'll just move along now...
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:59 pm to
You're entitled to your opinion. You obviously like Joe Abercrombie so you have taste...

But really...you liked this book.

If you are going to go dystopian, character driven, depressing stories, why not the Running Man as written? That's something I could get behind.

Under the Dome just sucked from start to finish. King stopped trying years ago.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:01 pm to
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How will the screenwriters cover up the glaringly obvious logical inconsistencies regarding character development


That's easy. There was no character development.

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King hasn't done anything clever in decades.


11/22/63 was his best book since It.
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2675 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:03 pm to
I like a lot of King's books. I simply couldn't even finish this one. It was terrible.
Posted by CAGator
Garden Grove CA
Member since Feb 2012
595 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:04 pm to
I read title and thought this was going to be a documentary on the SEC Title Game
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18776 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:12 pm to
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Under the Dome just sucked from start to finish. King stopped trying years ago.


I really enjoyed the book. I'll check out the series for sure.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:22 pm to
Let's hope they leave out the gang rape scene that has the crying baby in the other room while his mama is getting rammed by four cops, one of them has a giant cock and rips her vagina providing plenty of "lube."

Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:23 pm to
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Under the Dome just sucked from start to finish. King stopped trying years ago.


Hey now, don't frick with the King.

This novel wasn't very good but the man is still a master story teller.

11/23/63 is his best novel ever, IMO.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5497 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:57 pm to
It was WAY longer than 4 days.

Book was long, Ending sucked.

THIS gets a series and Dresden cant have another try?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112195 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:01 pm to
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Let's hope they leave out the gang rape scene that has the crying baby in the other room while his mama is getting rammed by four cops, one of them has a giant cock and rips her vagina providing plenty of "lube."


For serious?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:12 pm to
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It was WAY longer than 4 days.


My mistake. It was EIGHT days! or seven depending on how you count.


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Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5497 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:20 pm to
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My mistake. It was EIGHT days! or seven depending on how you count.


Hmmm, why do I remember it being like months?

Maybe its just how long it took me to read it....lol
Posted by RandallFlagg
Member since Nov 2012
87 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:08 pm to
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King stopped trying years ago.


Someone completely avoided the Dark Tower....
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:17 pm to
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Someone completely avoided the Dark Tower....


Read it. The first few were good. The rest were just okay, and on par with your standard gritty-fantasy fare. It was a series written for King fan boys. While I like King, he's not my favorite. Without that extra touch of finding well-known and little-know characters from the Kingverse sprinkled throughout the story, they were just okay.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5497 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:20 pm to
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Without that extra touch of finding well-known and little-know characters from the Kingverse sprinkled throughout the story, they were just okay.


Like SK himself? lol

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98111 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:26 pm to
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11/22/63 was his best book since It.


I'm not a King fan, but it's an interesting premise and I've been meaning to read it. Recommend?
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:36 pm to
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For serious?


Dude, I couldn't make that shite up.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:38 pm to
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I'm not a King fan, but it's an interesting premise and I've been meaning to read it. Recommend?


Highly.

One of the most enjoyable novels I've ever read.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 6:49 pm to
What Lacour said.
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