FYI Young Deer Slayers...

Or open a beer

solid advice

I now know what it tastes like to drink out out of a public urinal

I can make a mess sitting in church on Sunday morning, so needless to say, me and a bottle of doe piss don't see eye to eye!!

2nd best thing to do with a bottle of tinks #69:

Find a friend who has a male dog that still has it's testicles. Squirt said friends leg or a large stuffed animal within sniffing distance of the dog with tinks.

Watch your buddies dog hump whatever you squirted with tinks.

I don't mean to hijack, cause that's a good tip, but has anyone started a "lessons learned" or a "tricks of the trade" thread? Might have some potential. My contribution would be to make sure your coveralls are pulled completely between your legs when squatting in the woods! Only thing worse than crapping in your coveralls is putting em back on when your done. Or so I've heard!

Had a bottle of coon pee spill out on my back seat. Not cool

Some freinds and I were camping when we were in high school on a very cold night. Someone decided it would be funny to squirt an entire bottle in another guys sleeping bag. He didnt find it funny.

A guy that used to hunt with us used Afrin nose spray religiously. Well one day he put red fox pee in a nose spray bottle and he was driving down the road and went to use some nose spray and he grabbed the wrong bottle! He said he had to pull over!