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Alt Lyrics Of Mystery
Posted on 11/16/12 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 11/16/12 at 7:15 pm
Name the original tune. For extra credit, name the band the did the re-write. (Hint: they are local and played the BR bar scene back in the '70's). The 3rd verse was recently added.
I get loose and kinda smutty
And act a little nutty
My nose gets full of snot
I get weird, I get lazy
And act a little crazy
If I only had some pot
My mind gets very mellow
My teeth get sorta yellow
My eyes get real bloodshot
Flavored papers I'd be tasting
And my mind, I'd be wasting
If I only had some pot
In Colorado it's now legal
To puff a bone and mingle
Down on the bayou it's still not
In Washington they're wasted
In BR I'd be pasted
If I only had some pot.
I get loose and kinda smutty
And act a little nutty
My nose gets full of snot
I get weird, I get lazy
And act a little crazy
If I only had some pot
My mind gets very mellow
My teeth get sorta yellow
My eyes get real bloodshot
Flavored papers I'd be tasting
And my mind, I'd be wasting
If I only had some pot
In Colorado it's now legal
To puff a bone and mingle
Down on the bayou it's still not
In Washington they're wasted
In BR I'd be pasted
If I only had some pot.
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Posted on 11/16/12 at 7:17 pm to MondayMorningMarch
Dash Rip Rock
Posted on 11/16/12 at 7:19 pm to TideHater
Wrong
Posted on 11/16/12 at 11:40 pm to MondayMorningMarch
I've got syphilitic hetero friends in every part of town
I don't hate them but I know them I don't want them hanging around
I won't roll my bones for every little girl who gets on down
I got space and space got me I should be selling it by the pound
Ever since I heard the voice I thought I had no choice but then I kissed her
I don't mind if I get broken I don't mind if I get fixed
I don't mind if I'm not spoken I don't mind if I get kicks
If I wake up dead I'll wake up just like any other day
And the photographs of God I bought have almost fade away
Everything just passes by I thought it always would but then I kissed her
I don't hate them but I know them I don't want them hanging around
I won't roll my bones for every little girl who gets on down
I got space and space got me I should be selling it by the pound
Ever since I heard the voice I thought I had no choice but then I kissed her
I don't mind if I get broken I don't mind if I get fixed
I don't mind if I'm not spoken I don't mind if I get kicks
If I wake up dead I'll wake up just like any other day
And the photographs of God I bought have almost fade away
Everything just passes by I thought it always would but then I kissed her
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:25 am to Dandy Lion
Snakedriver. Next...
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:31 am to MondayMorningMarch
Snakedriver is evident, but the lyrics are beautiful IMO.
Anyway,
and I saw my old man exploding out of the tunnel
I knew what came next
recognized that cruel scene
that brought the downfall of the distant gaze
distant gaze
welcome in a son of clovius boofus
just another sheep boy
duck call
swan song
idiot son of donkey kong and I say:
you don't have to be afraid, love
'cause I'm a safesurfer, darlin'
you don't have to be afraid, love
Anyway,
and I saw my old man exploding out of the tunnel
I knew what came next
recognized that cruel scene
that brought the downfall of the distant gaze
distant gaze
welcome in a son of clovius boofus
just another sheep boy
duck call
swan song
idiot son of donkey kong and I say:
you don't have to be afraid, love
'cause I'm a safesurfer, darlin'
you don't have to be afraid, love
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:39 am to Dandy Lion
Julien Cope!! 
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:44 am to MondayMorningMarch
You googled. Anyway, here goes.
You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder Can't you see the party's over Let me go
Can't you get it through your thick head This affair is finished dead Hey, let me go
I tried giving you the velvet gloves I tried giving you the knockout punch Hey, let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go
I find it hard to be cruel I find it hard to be cruel With a smile, don't you? You'll never find that perfect love That you read about That you dream about
Maybe I'll become a playboy Hang around in gay bars And move to the west side of town
You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder Can't you see the party's over Hey, let me go Let me go
So you think I'm giving you the brush off Well I'm just telling you to shove off Hey, let me go
This ain't no time to waste my breath We're going into sudden death Hey, let me go
Can't you get it through your thick head This affair is dead as a doornail Hey, baby won't you let me go
The bell has rung, and I've called time The chair is on the table, out the door baby Baby won't you let me go Let me go Baby won't you let me go Let me go Baby won't you let me go Let let let
You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder Can't you see the party's over Let me go
Can't you get it through your thick head This affair is finished dead Hey, let me go
I tried giving you the velvet gloves I tried giving you the knockout punch Hey, let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go Let me go
I find it hard to be cruel I find it hard to be cruel With a smile, don't you? You'll never find that perfect love That you read about That you dream about
Maybe I'll become a playboy Hang around in gay bars And move to the west side of town
You're gonna get it straight from the shoulder Can't you see the party's over Hey, let me go Let me go
So you think I'm giving you the brush off Well I'm just telling you to shove off Hey, let me go
This ain't no time to waste my breath We're going into sudden death Hey, let me go
Can't you get it through your thick head This affair is dead as a doornail Hey, baby won't you let me go
The bell has rung, and I've called time The chair is on the table, out the door baby Baby won't you let me go Let me go Baby won't you let me go Let me go Baby won't you let me go Let let let
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:48 am to Dandy Lion
Don't you know that I'm busted
Walkin' down a dead end street
Don't you know that I'm wasted
On the love that you promised me
Google that!
Walkin' down a dead end street
Don't you know that I'm wasted
On the love that you promised me
Google that!
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:52 am to MondayMorningMarch
no idea. anyway,
Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night
Honey, honey, call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
And lead guitars and movie stars
Get their toes beneath your hook
Yeah, you're a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night
Yeah, you're a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
[- From: LINK -]
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker star
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are
Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me we made a pretty pair
Fallin' through the silver screen
Honey, I'm open to anythin'
I don't know where to draw the line
Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get
John Wayne before he dies
Yeah, you're a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
A star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah you are, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
A star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
A star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star, yes you are, yes you are
Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night
Honey, honey, call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
And lead guitars and movie stars
Get their toes beneath your hook
Yeah, you're a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night
Yeah, you're a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
[- From: LINK -]
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker star
Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are
Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me we made a pretty pair
Fallin' through the silver screen
Honey, I'm open to anythin'
I don't know where to draw the line
Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get
John Wayne before he dies
Yeah, you're a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
A star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah you are, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
A star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
A star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Yeah, a star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star fricker
Star fricker, star fricker, star fricker, star, yes you are, yes you are
Posted on 11/17/12 at 1:54 am to Dandy Lion
That great blues duo Jagger/Richards. I wrote the other song.
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:00 am to MondayMorningMarch
The Glimmer Twins were mucho glimmer twins, especially Keef.
Show us how amid the rack of confusion
Drive in thoughts of high, satisfy, in a plan
Set it out for all to understand it
We've heard before, but we just don't seem to move
The pressure's on is there lack of concentration
Lost and wondering, maybe, how it is
Seems to me, it's as simple as this
No matter, where you go, you're going to find
You won't see me in front, but you can't leave me behind
Power at first to the needs of each others days
Simple to lose in the void sounds of anarchy's calling ways
All unaccounted for in the craziness of power
In the craziness
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your brother
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your sister
Release, release, enough controllers
Show some signs of appreciated loyalties
Release, release, enough controllers
Show some signs of appreciated loyalties
...
Straight jacket, freedom's march, is it all, far beyond
Our reason of understanding
Campaign everything, anti-right, anti-left
Anticipate the love of creation
Stand for every right
Kick it out, hear you shout
Further the right
Further the right
Further the light
Of all of creation
Power at first to the needs of each other's days
Simple to lose in the void of anarchy's calling ways
All unaccounted for in the craziness of power
In the craziness
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your brother
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your sister
Release, release
Release, release
Release, release
Release, release
Show us how amid the rack of confusion
Drive in thoughts of high, satisfy, in a plan
Set it out for all to understand it
We've heard before, but we just don't seem to move
The pressure's on is there lack of concentration
Lost and wondering, maybe, how it is
Seems to me, it's as simple as this
No matter, where you go, you're going to find
You won't see me in front, but you can't leave me behind
Power at first to the needs of each others days
Simple to lose in the void sounds of anarchy's calling ways
All unaccounted for in the craziness of power
In the craziness
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your brother
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your sister
Release, release, enough controllers
Show some signs of appreciated loyalties
Release, release, enough controllers
Show some signs of appreciated loyalties
...
Straight jacket, freedom's march, is it all, far beyond
Our reason of understanding
Campaign everything, anti-right, anti-left
Anticipate the love of creation
Stand for every right
Kick it out, hear you shout
Further the right
Further the right
Further the light
Of all of creation
Power at first to the needs of each other's days
Simple to lose in the void of anarchy's calling ways
All unaccounted for in the craziness of power
In the craziness
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your brother
Release all, release all, or abandon your hope for your sister
Release, release
Release, release
Release, release
Release, release
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:06 am to Dandy Lion
WHOOPS!!
This post was edited on 11/17/12 at 2:07 am
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:06 am to Dandy Lion
Keep it Brit! Yes!!
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:13 am to MondayMorningMarch
Here we go.
Listen... shhhhh Listen... shhhhh Listen... shhhhh
Nothing can hurt you
Unless you want it to
There are no answers
Many reasons to be strong
You take a walk, you take a walk
You take a walk and you try to understand
Nothing can hurt you
Unless you want it to
Ohhhhh...
You're in love and you don't know why
You're in love and you can't even cry
You're in love and you don't know why
You're in love and you don't even try
Still your head keeps shaking cause your arms are shaking
And your feet are shaking cause the earth is shaking
And your head keeps shaking cause your arms are shaking
And your feet are shaking cause the earth is shaking
The sun... the sun...
You're funny and you don't know why
You're funny and you can't even cry
You're funny and you don't know why
You're funny and you don't even try
Listen... shhhhh Listen... shhhhh Listen... shhhhh
Nothing can hurt you
Unless you want it to
There are no answers
Many reasons to be strong
You take a walk, you take a walk
You take a walk and you try to understand
Nothing can hurt you
Unless you want it to
Ohhhhh...
You're in love and you don't know why
You're in love and you can't even cry
You're in love and you don't know why
You're in love and you don't even try
Still your head keeps shaking cause your arms are shaking
And your feet are shaking cause the earth is shaking
And your head keeps shaking cause your arms are shaking
And your feet are shaking cause the earth is shaking
The sun... the sun...
You're funny and you don't know why
You're funny and you can't even cry
You're funny and you don't know why
You're funny and you don't even try
This post was edited on 11/17/12 at 2:14 am
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:18 am to Dandy Lion
Not familiar...
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:23 am to MondayMorningMarch
Posted on 11/17/12 at 12:26 pm to MondayMorningMarch
She dont want salami
She dont want pastrami
She dont want no chicken
She dont want no roast
She just wants her double dose
of my beef beef beef
Beef baloney
Name the band.
She dont want pastrami
She dont want no chicken
She dont want no roast
She just wants her double dose
of my beef beef beef
Beef baloney
Name the band.
Posted on 11/17/12 at 12:38 pm to TideHater
Elvis lives and Bob Dylan is dead And OJ's wife's crawling back from the dead Love is great, oh yeah, love is good And my bed friend thinks that love is food
God is great, oh yeah, God is good And my friend Ben thinks that beer is food He's alright, oh yeah, he's okay He can't stand the pain, stand the pain
Don't you know, I can be seen And life is much too tough? Don't you know, I can be seen And I ain't tough enough?
Elvis lives and Bob Dylan is dead And OJ's wife's crawling back from the dead Love is great, oh yeah, love is good And my bed friend thinks that love is food
God is great, oh yeah, God is good And my friend Ben thinks that beer is food He's alright, oh yeah, he's okay He can't stand the pain, stand the pain
Don't you know, I can be seen And life is much too tough? Don't you know, I can be seen And I ain't tough enough?
Why can't you see? I belong to me Why can't you know I don't wanna go I don't wanna go I don't wanna go
If you don't know yourself If you don't know yourself It's bad for your health
God is great, oh yeah, God is good And my friend Ben thinks that beer is food He's alright, oh yeah, he's okay He can't stand the pain, stand the pain
Don't you know, I can be seen And life is much too tough? Don't you know, I can be seen And I ain't tough enough?
Elvis lives and Bob Dylan is dead And OJ's wife's crawling back from the dead Love is great, oh yeah, love is good And my bed friend thinks that love is food
God is great, oh yeah, God is good And my friend Ben thinks that beer is food He's alright, oh yeah, he's okay He can't stand the pain, stand the pain
Don't you know, I can be seen And life is much too tough? Don't you know, I can be seen And I ain't tough enough?
Why can't you see? I belong to me Why can't you know I don't wanna go I don't wanna go I don't wanna go
If you don't know yourself If you don't know yourself It's bad for your health
Posted on 11/17/12 at 2:26 pm to TideHater
quote:
Alt Lyrics Of MysteryShe dont want salami She dont want pastrami She dont want no chicken She dont want no roast She just wants her double dose of my beef beef beef Beef baloney Name the band.
Fear
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