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Tiki Barber's 10 reasons why Sean Payton will leave for Dallas

Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:22 pm
Posted by wope
Member since Aug 2011
5682 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:22 pm
Shortened version:

quote:

1.) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is obsessed with winning.

2.) Jones usually gets what he wants — and has the money to get it.

3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.

4.) As the de facto general manager, Jones has provided Garrett with enough talent to win, but the Cowboys remain chronic underachievers.

5.) The Saints are past their peak.

6.). Payton is cocky and loves a challenge, and what greater challenge than to be the catalyst for the ascension of the enigmatic Romo.

7.) Payton wants to be seen as great.

8.) Payton, the man, has been through a lot over the past year — a divorce and the Bountygate fiasco. A personal and professional reboot could be a welcome lift for all parties, including Payton.

9.) Payton already has a home in the Dallas area.

10.)To coach the Cowboys, Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.



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Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


How is this a reason?
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15912 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:24 pm to
this had to have been typed on a compter by or for him, cause if it was on paper - a gust of wind would have made him fumble it and he would have lost the list.
This post was edited on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm
Posted by kclsufan
Show Me
Member since Jun 2008
12092 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:25 pm to
Tiki Barber. Is he still around?
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

5.) The Saints are past their peak.

Did Brees die in his sleep last night?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Tiki Barber
could catch polio and die and nobody would care.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:28 pm to
Tiki fricking Barber? are you kidding me? Does anyone still listen to this guy? frick Tiki Barber
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25182 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:30 pm to
is this the same tiki barber that threw his team under the bus?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:30 pm to
Tiki is such a shithead. Seriously.

quote:

1.) Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is obsessed with winning.

Because the other 31 owners aren't?
quote:

2.) Jones usually gets what he wants — and has the money to get it.

Last i checked Coach's salaries aren't part of the cap room. We can pay the guy to. Benson is a rich arse man.
quote:

3.) Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


In other news, John Gruden interviews Vilma today.
quote:

4.) As the de facto general manager, Jones has provided Garrett with enough talent to win, but the Cowboys remain chronic underachievers.


As an actual GM, loomis provided Payton with the talent to win a superbowl, and Payton likes him so much it is in his contract that he wont work without him
quote:

5.) The Saints are past their peak.

Right, because the cowboys are right in there prime?
quote:

6.). Payton is cocky and loves a challenge, and what greater challenge than to be the catalyst for the ascension of the enigmatic Romo.

Theres a lot of fail in this statement. But if the season continues like its going right now, winning a superbowl with our team next year will be a challenge. What coach wouldnt love the challenge of establishing a dynasty with a franchise that was derelict until he showed up?
quote:

7.) Payton wants to be seen as great.

He is great and frick Tiki for insinuating he cant be seen as great if he coaches the Saints.
quote:

8.) Payton, the man, has been through a lot over the past year — a divorce and the Bountygate fiasco. A personal and professional reboot could be a welcome lift for all parties, including Payton

I'm sure he is more than happy to stay here. Going to Dallas would tarnish his rep in NOLA, and the divorce is living in Dallas.
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9.) Payton already has a home in the Dallas area.

Hmm Dallas where no one cares about me with my divorced wife around the corner, or New Orleans, party capital of the world, where i am worshiped as a god, and all the ladies know im single. Tough decision.
quote:

10.)To coach the Cowboys, Payton likely would demand complete control over personnel. I believe Jones would give it to him if it brings the possibility of a championship.

Jones wouldnt give that to him. But i think someone else would. Oh thats right he already has that here.
Posted by ParkSlopeTiger
NYC
Member since Sep 2011
221 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:32 pm to
Did Tiki forget the reason about cheating on your wife for a college student and getting fired as a TV analyst?
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49488 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

How is this a reason?



Ever saw the guy as a commentator? Dude is seriously borderline retarded. Mike Florio would frequently rag on him for using big words incorrectly in his segments. He was also widely regarded as a huge douchebag in the locker room and I'm pretty sure someone outright said that his leaving the team went a long way in their winning the SB.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38405 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:32 pm to
11. Tiki Barber is a douche.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166127 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:33 pm to
12. Dallas has bigger dicks and I love dicks.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71485 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:35 pm to

How pissed is Tiki that Michael Strahan became what he always wanted to be?
Posted by touchdown moses
eunice, LA
Member since Nov 2009
6024 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

11. Tiki Barber is a douche.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Tiki Barber's


Tiki Barber; dr.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:36 pm to
Tiki Barber is a worthless sack of shite, and nothing he says should be taken seriously.

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Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25270 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:37 pm to
Does anyone take Tiki Barber seriously?
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Prior to the Sunday night game, Bob Costa interviewed the most important member of the Cowboys - Jerry Jones.


Who also said that garrett was still his guy..
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 11/5/12 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty sure someone outright said that his leaving the team went a long way in their winning the SB.


Actually i think i remember multiple people from that team made this statement.
And i completely agree with this:
quote:

Ever saw the guy as a commentator? Dude is seriously borderline retarded.
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