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TigahRag
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So The Legend Of The Typical OTer Continues To Grow



now, the typical OTer:

-- is 6'4" or taller
-- has very little body fat
-- makes six figures comfortably
-- made a 33 on their ACT
-- was all state in two sports
-- would have played D1 ball and pro ball had it not been for that tragic knee injury on the final play of the state championship game after scoring the winning TD ..
-- can throw a baseball 92 MPH
-- can bench 300Lbs easily despite not lifting weights in 10 years
-- has a 9-inch penis
-- kicks 8s out of bed regularly
-- has an impeccable set of morals and has never done anything wrong in life
-- has rubbed elbows with many celebrities in their time
-- has sex four times a week
-- runs a 4.4 40 yard dash (thanks, tayday)

what have i left out ?



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Tayday
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re: So The Legend Of The Typical OTer Continues To Grow


Runs a 4.4





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Neauxla
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I barely meet any of those criteria





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trillhog
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-everybody has a iphone 5





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Volsboozewomen
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re: So The Legend Of The Typical OTer Continues To Grow


quote:

-- is 6'4" or taller
-- has very little body fat
-- makes six figures comfortably
-- made a 33 on their ACT
-- was all state in two sports
-- would have played D1 ball and pro ball had it not been for that tragic knee injury on the final play of the state championship game after scoring the winning TD ..
-- can throw a baseball 92 MPH
-- can bench 300Lbs easily despite not lifting weights in 10 years
-- has a 9-inch penis
-- kicks 8s out of bed regularly Have once
-- has an impeccable set of morals and has never done anything wrong in life
-- has rubbed elbows with many celebrities in their time
-- has sex four times a week sometimes I do


Bolded things that apply to me.

Apparently I suck.






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BRgetthenet
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re: So The Legend Of The Typical OTer Continues To Grow


500 yards off the tee in tropical storm winds.





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Slingin Pickle
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Never drinks and drives. Ever. Never.





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The Mick
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2010 or newer vehicle

Can solve local murders easily and with knowledge thats unavailable even to law enforcement that's working the case.



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Mr. Tom Morrow
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I love reading threads like this. People are insane.





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CunningLinguist
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I only qualify for two of those





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longhorn22
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drops bombs at local softball parks on the regular







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TigahRag
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re: So The Legend Of The Typical OTer Continues To Grow


you guys are coming up with good ones ..

how about NO credit card debt and paid cash for their $400K houses ..






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yellowfin
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you can add "shaves chest at 35 years old" for that dude posting pics in the other thread





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SPEEDY
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quote:

500 yards off the tee in tropical storm winds.









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RonFNSwanson
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quote:

2010 or newer vehicle


that's it?




lol you poor






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TigahRag
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Tom -- this thread was inspired by the "can you bench 300 lbs" thread .. it is a great read and provides great laughs .. i suggest all skim it for the absolute humor it provides .. we even have some claiming 400 pound benches ..





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Rickety Cricket
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Also add, can bring a female to climax solely via message board posts about cunnalingus techniques.





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TigahRag
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jbgleason
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The Mick nails it. Need to add those.





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Volsboozewomen
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Yeah, I think we should lower the standards just a bit.

ACT should be 27 and above
Bench Max should be based on percentage of body weight.






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