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Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:54 am
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22645 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:54 am
Last week I got a Yeti and then proceeded to catch some tuna and fill the Yeti. The two are not directly correlated. Anyway, I was draining the Yeti in my front yard and I stepped away for a few minutes. When I returned, the Yeti full of fresh pink tuna was missing. Of course, I thought that someone stopped by and stole it.

I was so pissed off, I punch a nearby garbage can and skinned my knuckles all while cursing and embarrassing myself in front of the whole neighborhood. While I'm on the phone with the police, my neighbor comes over and finally admits that he took it as a prank.

He is out of town this week and is begging for a return prank although I am willing to be patient to return the favor. I need some ideas on how to get him back. What ideas does the OB have?
This post was edited on 10/8/12 at 11:36 am
Posted by Fap-n-Nap
Member since Aug 2012
2747 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:55 am to
Bang his wife
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
Member since Mar 2010
11369 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:55 am to
Is burning his house out of the question?
Posted by cdaniel76
Covington, LA
Member since Feb 2008
19699 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:55 am to
Burn down his house...


The ONLY acceptable answer.
Posted by Langston
Member since Nov 2010
7685 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Bang his wife


Beat me too it. Oh, it wasnt a prank btw. Thats what they all say when they get caught.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15278 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:57 am to
No prank. He saw you raging and got scared.
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6837 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 11:59 am to
Get roundup and draw a gigantic cock and balls in his front yard.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:01 pm to
shite in one of his ice chests.

A buddy of mine had a fella that kept riding by his stand before dark during prime time. He shite in his ice chest full of beer one night. It didn't necessarily stop the riding but it made him feel better.
Posted by Blah Blah Blah Dude
My 20 is in the 225
Member since Mar 2009
651 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:01 pm to
Are you looking for a scare, or a good laugh? This depends on your neighbor... A good scare can land you in hot water with the wrong neighbor.


Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45786 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by TigerBait413
CenLA
Member since Sep 2011
3280 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Get roundup and draw a gigantic cock and balls in his front yard.

That would be priceless
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6837 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:03 pm to
You can also write a message with fertilizer. It looks pretty cool if you do it right.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:03 pm to
file criminal charges for "Unauthorized use of a Moveable", and have him arrested on his return. Wife can go bail him out. That would be quite funny, from your standpoint.

I'd have killed a mofro over fresh YF tuna for the grill.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45786 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

file criminal charges for "Unauthorized use of a Moveable", and have him arrested on his return. Bang his wife till he gets out. That would be quite funny, from your standpoint.


FIFY
Posted by Fap-n-Nap
Member since Aug 2012
2747 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:05 pm to
Now you're talking
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27676 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:08 pm to
Catch some more tuna, clean them, throw the remains in his garage. Text him to tell him you left him some tuna in his garage.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166028 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Catch some more tuna, clean them, throw the remains in his garage. Text him to tell him you left him some tuna in his garage.



i was thinking something along these lines but then i couldn't help but go back to thinking about banging his wife.
Posted by NicoBlues
I eat frogs
Member since Dec 2009
15048 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:12 pm to
Let pooponsaban frick his wife.
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6837 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:13 pm to
Purchase a couple dozen mice from a pet store and let them go in his house. shite under his doormat. Poison his flowers. Put "For Sale By Owner" or "Open House" signs in his front yard. Shove some pogeys near the intake of his car (doesn't sound like a pickup truck guy). Give his dog a laxative.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166028 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:15 pm to
Pressure wash a big penis on his driveway.
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