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Redneck Eye Surgery

Posted on 9/20/12 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 5:56 pm
Alright which on yall is this? These dudes are from Epps, La. This dude has had this zit/cyst whatever it is on his eye for over 2 years. He went to the hospital in Delhi and they said it would cost 700 bucks. His buddies all decided to get drunk and get him drunk and they would do it theirselves. Lotsa liquor, some tweezers, and an exacto knife and they do some surgery and when they get through it looks like a doctor did it. Crazy arse shite. No way in hell I would let me buddies do this. Yall NELA boys know any of these dudes? I am from Oak Grove and dont know them but you could replace them with some of my buddies and it wouldnt surprise me.

Redneck Eye Surgery
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19575 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:00 pm to
Hold Still, Hold Still, HOLY shite LOOK AT THAT.

That was some nasty shite.
Posted by Fap-n-Nap
Member since Aug 2012
2747 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:01 pm to
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:02 pm to
Them needlenose aint got nothing to do with it!!!
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19575 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:03 pm to
I am big on self surgery however dont know that I trust any of my dumb arse friends that close to my eyes with a blade.
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:04 pm to
I can appreciate this because like you I am certain I could interchange some of my old nawf LA. buddies and nobody could tell the difference.
Posted by Vrai
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
3889 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:22 pm to
Lol...I love when he turns around and consults with the brain trust..."Y'all recommend we cut that off there?"
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:23 pm to
I don't know them but like Choirboy said, any of them could be friends of mine.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:34 pm to
I do shite like that for a living.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4713 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:38 pm to
Meh, only difference is I aint drunk at the office
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

El Josey Wales


What happened to your Avatar?
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:41 pm to
They said it was too big and I don't know how to resize it.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:41 pm to
They must have meant her tits were too big because the avatar was the same size as everybody else's.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 6:42 pm to
There's no smell in the world like a good necrotic abcess. It's like napalm in the morning.
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:11 pm to
What I want to know is how in the hell does a person walk around with a growth on their eyeball for over 2 years? No way I could have went that long.
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18574 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:19 pm to
That's fricked up
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

I am from Oak Grove
have to know those Cox's and Chops.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

I am from Oak Grove


What's the scoop on your coach?
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

have to know those Cox's and Chops.


Yeah I do. I know the Cox's and was raised good friends with several Chops growing up.
Posted by Teyeger
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2410 posts
Posted on 9/20/12 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

What's the scoop on your coach?


He done got caught messin around. He is/was having an affair with a married woman. He is also married himself. He was sending emails to the married woman on school computers and that is why the school asked him for his resignation.

He was an awesome coach. He is gonna be missed for sure.
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