Reasons why I hate Auburn

Cigars
Stomping on the eye
Bush league

2006
tubby
"tigers"

They're in the state of Alabama, duh.

Damon Duval

Cigars- 99
Eye stomping- 01
Tuberville
Jason Campbell
Extra Point Debacle- 04
Ref Gate- 06 (I think this cost us a National Title and this game is right up there with 1/9 as one I will never get over)
Chop Block- 07
$cam- 10

When they stomped on the eye is the only reason I hated them prior to Scam Newton.

Now I can't stand even thinking that these guys are in the SEC West.

To be honest, before I moved here (06) their fans irritated the shite out of me. After living amongst Bammers, I can empathize. Not that Barners dont still irritate the shite out of me, because they do, but at least now I understand why they are the way they are...it's all Bama's fault.

Also I hate Tubs...prolly due to his affiliation with ole miss more than anything.

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Cigars- 99
Eye stomping- 01
Tuberville
Jason Campbell
Extra Point Debacle- 04
Ref Gate- 06 (I think this cost us a National Title and this game is right up there with 1/9 as one I will never get over)
Chop Block- 07
$cam- 10

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All that and you don't have that extra point kicking, pansy, band fighting, wrinkled vag of an aubbie.


All I'm saying is, your list is incomplete.

Auburn is that fat, short, ugly chick that hates the world and has has an attitude like she's better than everyone else. This comes from living in the shadow of big brother.
Because of that "all in"cocky attitude they have,which tubberville cultivated ,they do shite like stomp on the eye and smoke cigars on our field. They disrespected us and that can never be forgiven.
Auburn is corrupt. They buy players and cheat the system in order to try and keep up with big brother,bama.
Just face it barners, nobody likes you. You are a minority in your own state. If most people in bama had their way,they would send your arse to Mississippi,kicking your filthy arse out the state.

You are the dirty fat ugly chick of the sec. Nobody likes you. Nobody ever will. You got away with scam newton just like you get away with dirty hits on the field. It doesn't matter though. No matter how much the refs cheat for you,your ugly arse will lose Saturday. Enjoy being completely irrelevant in football this year. You lost to Mississippi state! How much more pathetic can you be? Go cry by your dieing tree because it is a metaphor for your dieing arse football program.

I will be smoking my purple and gold cigar....