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Skyrim: Hearthfire

Posted on 9/4/12 at 8:28 am
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 8:28 am
Who is ready to adopt kids and build houses?



I did download this, but mainly as a way to generate alchemy ingredients. And my adopted son is going to start working his arse off to become the greatest warrior tamriel has ever seen or he's going to catch the beating of a lifetime.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21284 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 9:42 am to
I lock my sons in the basement as I beat my wife trying to level up my one handes attacks.
Posted by BTHog
Member since Jul 2012
8335 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:57 am to
They should have added bigamy to the game. damn, i want a wench in every home i own.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 12:03 pm to
frick this DLC
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

They should have added bigamy to the game. damn, i want a wench in every home i own.


I killed about 5 wives during my first playthrough, i had their bodies stacked in a corner (PC).
This post was edited on 9/4/12 at 12:05 pm
Posted by BTHog
Member since Jul 2012
8335 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

I killed about 5 wives during my first playthroug (PC).


On 360 i killed my wife because there was this hot little number at the bard's college, and I couldn't repurchase the stupid necklace again so I couldn't remarry.
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 12:11 pm to
yeah, sucks you can't remarry on 360.

Now I do my research and figure out who's got the best dowry before I start dishing out mara pendants.

"Where's my new house and what type of business do you own, bitch?"

And with the advent of adoption, I should be able to sire my own children. My Nord warrior has a want to knock up some wenches.

ETA:
quote:

frick this DLC


Dawnguard for PS3. Release date: Never.



I'm surprised that Bethesda hasn't caught more shite for this. Talk about killing a huge chunk of their playerbase.
This post was edited on 9/4/12 at 12:13 pm
Posted by LSUSaintsHornets
Based Pelican
Member since Feb 2008
7309 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 1:41 pm to
How do you access the DLC? Just bought it and loaded up Skyrim.
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 2:52 pm to
Haven't had a chance to play.

Apparently there will be some new npcs at particular holds that can sell you plots of land.

Not 100% sure on the details beyond that.
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 6:15 pm to
Well, my level 40 Mage is destitute after dropping thousands on a plot of land and building materials.

Now I'm the proud owner of a two story empty house with an empty alchemy wing.

I can't afford to furnish the fricker and I'm too lazy to generate some extra funds right now.
Posted by Poxxxx says GFR
Franklinton, LA
Member since Aug 2011
7955 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 12:35 am to
quote:

my adopted son is going to start working his arse off to become the greatest warrior tamriel has ever seen or he's going to catch the beating of a lifetime


quote:

I lock my sons in the basement as I beat my wife trying to level up my one handes attacks


Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15012 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 12:37 am to
Virtual Corndog is poor. The biggest pain in the arse is rounding up enough iron ingots to deck this place out, I'm probably counting 100+ and I haven't finished furnishing it.
Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2885 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 6:17 am to
quote:

I lock my sons in the basement as I beat my wife trying to level up my one handes attacks.

This is maybe the funniest thing I've ever read.

Yes, I am a terrible person.
Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2885 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 6:23 am to
quote:

destitute after dropping thousands on a plot of land and building materials.

[Open concole]
[player.additem 0000000f X] where x is the amount of gold you want added to your inventory.
??????
Profit
Posted by CornDogCologne
AFUERA!
Member since Nov 2007
8717 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 8:15 am to
Which button on my xbox controller opens the console?

Teach me, oh wise one.
Posted by BTHog
Member since Jul 2012
8335 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Well, my level 40 Mage is destitute after dropping thousands on a plot of land and building materials.

Now I'm the proud owner of a two story empty house with an empty alchemy wing.

I can't afford to furnish the fricker and I'm too lazy to generate some extra funds right now.


Too bad they won't let you sell homes you already own. i have 4 right now. haven't even started hearthfire yet.

i do have around half a million gold and probably somewhere close to a thousand ingots of all metals except gold which i have around 250.

coin is actually fairly easy to come up with if you just collect/buy every single ingredient you come across and mix the shite out of some potions. particularly if you are in the thieves guild, and teh dark brotherhood and have leveled up to where each seller gets an extra thousand gold for bartering.

Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2885 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 4:51 pm to
The one that orders it for pc, like a sensible person.

There are reports I people using console commands on Xbox skyrim. Google it.
Posted by sbr2
Member since Apr 2011
15012 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 4:53 pm to
16 posts before PC elitism. That's a record.
Posted by WoodCrafter
Member since Jan 2010
687 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 5:15 pm to
17 posts before console jealousy. Sadly, not a record.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21284 posts
Posted on 9/5/12 at 5:20 pm to
Sbr plays on PC. Soooo fail on your part.
This post was edited on 9/5/12 at 5:20 pm
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