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The Avengers alternate opening....SPOILER-ish

Posted on 8/29/12 at 12:16 pm
Posted by LSUmakemewanna
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
1733 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 12:16 pm
...to be featured on the upcoming dvd. Did not see posted anywhere else.

Avengers Alternate Opening
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64883 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 12:39 pm to
I'm glad they went with the opening they showed in theaters. She's a shitty actress even though she is nice to look at.

Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49187 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 12:59 pm to
Hulk scared the shite out of me.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14412 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

I'm glad they went with the opening they showed in theaters. She's a shitty actress even though she is nice to look at.


Yep. She is awful. Like whatshername from Xmen First Class.

I didn't like that scene.
Posted by KielandsCalves
Alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
1586 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 1:40 pm to
Thank God they went with the other opening. That one was pretty shitty.
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:22 pm to
I absolutely abhor when a movie or tv show shows you the end or aftermath first and then goes to beginning with something like "48 hours earlier..." Why do this? It is stupid. Ever hear of a book that did this? No, you haven't. I am immediately inclined to dislike whatever I am watching whenever a movie or tv show does this.
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Ever hear of a book that did this? No, you haven't.

That's not an uncommon literary technique. In fact, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater takes it to its logical extreme and keeps telling you that Mr. Rosewater is X many minutes away from having Kilgore Trout bite off his finger.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71960 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:26 pm to
Thank god they didn't go with that one. It sucked.
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:31 pm to
SPOILERS

That opening would have cost them 20 million on the opening weekend take.

And it sucks that she is going to replace Colston going forward.

You knew his death was coming when they both introduced her and they made him "personable"

"His first name is Agent...."
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Ever hear of a book that did this?


You've never read any chuck palahniuk have you?
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:46 pm to
That was terrible.
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:52 pm to
How the frick did two people bring up book examples, but both are esoteric.

Where the Red Fern Grows, anyone?
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 2:58 pm to
Well, I hate anything not in chronological order from beginning to end. I walked out of the theater during Flags of our Fathers for that reason (only movie I ever walked out on). I live life chronologically and that is the only way I want to experience a story.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Well, I hate anything not in chronological order from beginning to end. I walked out of the theater during Flags of our Fathers for that reason (only movie I ever walked out on). I live life chronologically and that is the only way I want to experience a story.


Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71960 posts
Posted on 8/29/12 at 3:03 pm to
I'm guessing you wouldn't like Memento then.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7485 posts
Posted on 8/30/12 at 9:06 am to
wow. so many great movies told not in chronological order. pulp fiction
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98807 posts
Posted on 8/30/12 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Thank god they didn't go with that one. It sucked.


No doubt.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98807 posts
Posted on 8/30/12 at 9:15 am to
quote:

I'm guessing you wouldn't like Memento then.


FWIW, this is the same guy whose criteria for movies he likes is:

quote:

Basically any movie with huge stakes (generally the world), some type of savior, awesome CGI, and a passable plot (not looking for a Shakespearean play here).


LINK
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64883 posts
Posted on 8/30/12 at 9:28 am to
I mean....the horridness of this opening cannot be overstated. The actress playing Maria Hill does such a shitty job in this scene.

The line, "We're at war and he's thinking about superheroes" was delivered so poorly that, if not for all the high production values surrounding her, you would think that this was an amateur production that some nerds put together and posted on YouTube. Apparently they were trying to set up the Civil War storyline from the comics but the quality of the acting just took me out of the scene completely. They needed to flash the Hulk on the screen to wake us up.



This post was edited on 8/30/12 at 9:29 am
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 8/30/12 at 11:51 am to
Holy frick! , the hulk thing at the end scared the shite outta me.
This post was edited on 8/30/12 at 11:56 am
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