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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:37 pm to


Awesome
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:42 pm to


Nice finish too.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:18 pm to
I think beric was AA and that's the end....

No more to that story. Haha
Posted by 19
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:55 pm to
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Jamie's arm will be a Valyrian steel sword a la




FIFY

ETA: really like yer theory, too. The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of A2T+ JL= J (+C). I don't care about C, I'm meh about her anyway, but her comparisons to Daddy Maddy look like hints (to me) bigtime. I doubt - if Martin intended any of this- that he would write the twins w two different dads cuz it really serves no purpose I can think of, cept maybe a twist on the VQ.
It's not impossible, however.

Helluva ep tonight btw: what did y'all think of Varys's "shipment" ? (Don't wanna spoil for the TiVo crowd)
Nice way of shouting "Varys is not the man with whom to frick"

This post was edited on 4/22/13 at 12:13 am
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 12:00 am to
Another option with a cut off hand.

Posted by 19
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 12:14 am to


Just no Mark Hamill, mmk?
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 12:48 am to
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Just no Mark Hamill, mmk?


Why not? He made an excellent Joker.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 7:26 am to
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A2T+ JL= J (+C)

Posted by shelly
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 8:06 am to
Aegor + Johanna = Jaime + Cersei
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 8:20 am to
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Aegor + Johanna = Jaime + Cersei


Ummmm so Tywin has no children and they are all Targs...

eta: Dammit I forgot I was close to 1000 posts. I was going to make a NSFW thread for my 1000th.

eta2: at least it was in here instead of a random OT thread.
This post was edited on 4/22/13 at 8:22 am
Posted by shelly
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 8:22 am to
I guess. It's just a theory though

I don't believe it myself

eta: I made you waste your post on that
This post was edited on 4/22/13 at 8:23 am
Posted by Papercutninja
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:17 am to
So I was watching last night and when Varys goes into his backstory regarding his gash, I was quite pleased that they stuck with the intial story. So this morning in the shower a questioned popped in my head.

Why would a warlock/priest want a lowly mummer's junk to do some hoodoo?

The answer slapped me in the face pretty hard. To put it simply, there is power in king's blood or in this case king's junk.

Varys is most definitely a Blackfyre. The warlock/priest either used the fires or was informed by some source, but it is the only explanation that has even a shred of logic to it.
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:20 am to
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To put it simply, there is power in king's blood or in this case king's junk.

speaking of which...


what happens when the non-existant bumps against the decrepit? A question for the philosophers

Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:25 am to
quote:

The answer slapped me in the face pretty hard. To put it simply, there is power in king's blood or in this case king's junk.

Varys is most definitely a Blackfyre. The warlock/priest either used the fires or was informed by some source, but it is the only explanation that has even a shred of logic to it.



I think there was a chapter on that. I can't look it up at work since I would be using the word genitals in the search engine... I just don't see that being a good idea.

eta: I think it was just a god that wanted some nuts.
This post was edited on 4/22/13 at 9:26 am
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:27 am to
quote:

So this morning in the shower
quote:

a lowly mummer's junk
quote:

slapped me in the face pretty hard


homo
Posted by 19
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:31 am to
Damn! I fell asleep after asking about the delivery!
But King's blood was what I was fishing for!
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Varys is most definitely a Blackfyre
probably, but can he make something of Aegon?
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:34 am to
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Blackfyre


Everyone can't be a Targ/Blackfyre lol
Posted by Papercutninja
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:35 am to
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homo


TEAM RENLY!!!!

But seriously, everyone knows the shower is the place for all epiphanies.

Oh and no homo.
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 4/22/13 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Everyone can't be a Targ/Blackfyre lol
sounds like something a Targaryen might say...hmmm
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