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Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:36 pm to
Golden hair and emerald green eyes are Lannister traits.
Posted by shinerfan
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:42 pm to
Wasn't Joanna a Lannister on both sides? I can't remember for certain.


If they'll hurry up and finish the World of Ice and Fire Companion book it should shed some light on the timeline of Tywin's break with Aerys. But knowing Martin, he'll see that all possibilities remain open.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 1:44 pm to
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Wasn't Joanna a Lannister on both sides? I can't remember for certain.


Jaime, Cersei, and Tyrion are Lannisters on both sides. Tywin and Joanna were cousins.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 2:45 pm to
Is the companion book formatted like an encyclopedia? Am interested in reading it, but was hoping for quick ref type format.

Yeah, Martin likes to cloud issues/ even contradict them when he can, based on POV.

Very little about this story can be stated as fact, to those who have eyes to see. Belief or faith in what we want to be true...well, we can shite in one hand...

Let me know if you come across anything about the rift. My tendency to want to know why Martin says certain things drives me batshit - he's VERY careful with what he says, no wonder he takes forever to publish anything. I know (believe) he plays with our heads at times with no intention of clarification, but some of his breadcrumb trails must lead somewhere.

Case in point: The Tower of Joy. We, myself included, tend to assume it is an accurate memory, even though we are told its a dream. It would suck for Martin to exploit this "loophole", and i dont think he will, but he has shown even memories can't be trusted - recall Sansa thinks The Hound kissed her. Didn't happen, sweetling.
Posted by MFn GIMP
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 4:27 pm to
I finally started rereading the series again and I keep thinking that there is going to be something more to the door/underground passage that Arya stumbled upon when she was chasing the tomcat and had to escape from Tommen and Myrcella.

In fact, now that I'm typing this, I want to believe it is one of the ways that Arya will sneak back into the Red Keep to kill Cersei.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 4:31 pm to
Some of the posters in this thread may be interested in today's Tee Fury shirt:



Good touch with the Lannister lion missing his right front paw.

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Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 5:23 pm to
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19


This is a great crackpot theory. Good job with this one. This is why I keep coming back to this thread. I believe that without a shadow of a doubt that Tyrion is Tywin's son. However, I like the theory that Jamie and Cersei are actually Aerys's bastards. It explains a lot and it actually kinda checks out.

It would be awesome if George R.R. Martin was reading this thread to get ideas for his novels in progress. It would be as if the interpreters of the novels were being interpreted by its writer, who then wrote their interpretations into novels that those interpreters would later interpret. Throneception!
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 5:46 pm to
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It would be awesome if George R.R. Martin was reading this thread to get ideas for his novels in progress. It would be as if the interpreters of the novels were being interpreted by its writer, who then wrote their interpretations into novels that those interpreters would later interpret. Throneception!



Woah my mind just got a BJ
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 7:02 pm to
Aerys sent Jamie out to killl his father...and maybe he did.
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 7:04 pm to
Making him a kinslayer as well as a kingslayer no wonder his luck has been so shitty
Posted by corndeaux
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 7:18 pm to
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Jaime's dream about the blonde woman 


I read that as she was sad because, though they are a queen and knight, look at who they have become. Cersei is awful and Jaime, while redeeming himself more recently, has been horrid as well.

As for Tywins sisters comment, I saw that as more of a commemt that Cersei is dumb, Jaime is rash, but Tyrion sees the world as Tywin did.

That said, I really like the theory that the Lannister twins are Targs. Well thought and explained.

Posted by 19
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 7:21 pm to
I am overwhelmed by your kind words, Ser!

But

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Throneception


Pure. fricking. Awesomeness.



KingBob, of House Crackpot
First of his name,
King of the Literatti and the First Theorists,
Lord of the Board and Protector of The Thread!

Bend the knee, worms!
This post was edited on 5/6/13 at 5:53 pm
Posted by CottonWasKing
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 7:27 pm to
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KingBob, of House Crackpot First of his name, King of the Bookworms and the First Theorists, Lord of the Board and Protector of The Thread!


I will never bend the knee to the usurper. I will regain my throne through Fire and Blood. Woe to the usurper.
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
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Posted on 1/17/13 at 8:23 am to
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Throneception!






BUT.....

quote:

KingBob, of House Crackpot
First of his name,
King of the Bookworms and the First Theorists,
Lord of the Board and Protector of The Thread!





Watch your back Kingbob, lots of Kingslayers in this mofo and they got little birds everywhere
This post was edited on 1/17/13 at 8:31 am
Posted by englishfury
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Posted on 1/17/13 at 8:28 am to
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I will never bend the knee to the usurper. I will regain my throne through Fire and Blood. Woe to the usurper.


I stand behind you in these times of war
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
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Posted on 1/17/13 at 8:51 am to
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Watch your back Kingbob, lots of Kingslayers in this mofo and they got little birds everywhere



quote:

I will never bend the knee to the usurper. I will regain my throne through Fire and Blood. Woe to the usurper.


I stand behind you in these times of war




Told you!!!


“When you play the game of thrones, you either win, or you die.”
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 1/17/13 at 3:55 pm to
Honestly, I can't wait for Arya's arc next season. I'm guessing the whole season is going to be very Arya centric since most of her arc takes place before the Red Wedding. She better get an Emmy nom this year, or there will be hell to pay.
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 1/17/13 at 11:46 pm to
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KingBob, of House Crackpot First of his name,
King of the Bookworms and the First Theorists,
Lord of the Board and Protector of The Thread!


I accept this title along with all of the real authority it bestows, which in my opinion is the authority of an Admin for the page, and the ability to post porn and make personal attacks without the threat of bannage. Also, I need a hat...a big one. And one of these for my ban hammer:


Posted by 19
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Posted on 1/18/13 at 10:57 am to


"frick that...I wanna hit somebody!"

-Robert (I) Baratheon,
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