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Best Lines from the following films...

Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:07 pm
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12253 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:07 pm
1) Fight Club
2) Gladiator
3) Pulp Fiction
4) Jerry Maguire
5) Step Brothers
6) Airplane
7) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
8) Forrest Gump
9) Caddyshack
10) Anchorman

Go!
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3945 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:15 pm to
May not be the best but some of my favorites:

3)Would you give a guy a foot massage?
9)Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.
10)I'm Ron Burgandy???

You could do one of these with every character from Caddyshack.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5494 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:19 pm to
1: I havent been fricked like that since grade school

Posted by Legendairy
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2011
1165 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:23 pm to
1) His name is Robert Paulson
2) My name is Gladiator
3) Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfricker, say what one more Goddamn time!

5) Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta frick one, marry one, kill one, go



10) You are a smelly pirate hooker
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
7576 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:25 pm to
1) Pleeeeaassse let us stay down here! (Basement scene)

2) You've been afraid of me your entire life

3)Does he look like a bitch?

6) Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked?

8) Cause you my girl Jenny.

9) Does this hat come with a free bowl of soup? Looks good on you.

10) You never know when you're going to be a in a vicious cock fight
Posted by RC9605
Coushatta, LA
Member since Jul 2006
1530 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:30 pm to
1) Fight Club

Bob had bitch tits.

2) Gladiator

Are you not entertained?

3) Pulp Fiction

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"


4) Jerry Maguire

Show me the money

5) Step Brothers

Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfricker

6) Airplane

????

7) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!

8) Forrest Gump

Bubba: "Forrest you ever been on a real shrimp boat?"

Forrest: No but I've been on a real big boat.

9) Caddyshack

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

10) Anchorman

Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:30 pm to
1) Fight Club - "I haven't been fricked like that since grade school."

6) Airplane - Old White Lady: "Oh stewardess! I speak jive."
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53126 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:34 pm to
2. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

7) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


What the frick is the Internet?!
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8215 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 7:06 pm to
2) You have missed the war.
3) Check out the big brain on Brad!
4) You said "frick."
6) Oh, stwardess, I speak Jive.
8) He's on vaction.


Damn, missed that Barbara Billingsly was already quoted from Airplane...Guess that proves something.
This post was edited on 6/13/12 at 7:07 pm
Posted by la_birdman
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
31001 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 7:49 pm to
2) "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?"

3) "Whose motorcycle is this?"
It's a chopper, baby.
"Whose chopper is this?"
Zed's.
"Whose Zed?"
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

4) "Help me, help you." HAHAHAHA

6) "What happened, Ted? What went wrong?"
The oil pressure! I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shite's gonna hit the fan!"
(Showing a fan....WHIRRR..... PLOP)

7)Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

8)"Jumped up and bit me directly in the buttocks."

9)"Hey baby, you want to make 14 dollars, the hard way?"

10) "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island."
Posted by hehateme2285
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2007
5108 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 7:58 pm to
1- All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I frick like you wanna frick, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not

3. Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet

5. I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

7. Jungle Love, oh we we oh

8. I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party

9. Cinderella boy, out of nowhere, about to become Masters champion. Tears in his eyes, I guess.

10. It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18388 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Jerry Maguire

"Show me the money"

Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12253 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

What the frick is the Internet?!



Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26172 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

2. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Posted by xgd
Houston
Member since Nov 2010
417 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 9:10 pm to
1) Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12253 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

1) Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.



That was mine! I almost had it as my sig quote for awhile!
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5494 posts
Posted on 6/13/12 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.


I lol'd
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