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May 24, 2013 
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Zach
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Member since May 2005
55440 posts

IT'S SATURDAY!!!


The most disturbing crime this week was perpetrated by Waymond who attacked another man with a 2-foot long 'cow leg.' If they outlaw cow legs, only outlaws will have cow legs.

First/Middle Names:

Syrena ...loud noise made by an ambalance.
Italy .. a girl
Shaptrick .. girl
Ejerell .. girl
Elias .. a girl
Quemarrey .. a guy
Beeper .. signals that you have a call.
Latangy .. powdered orange drink in France.
Jas Macevan ..driving drunk with small child in car.
Trabillion .. a very large number.
Eureka .. a vacuum cleaner.
Earthy ... friends call him Dirt.
Exavia .. college in New Orleans.
Takeshale .. shoplifter, but she didn't take any shale.
Treview.. 3 short clips of coming attractions.
Asperran .. Reduces fever, good for head aches.
Latarjawar .. Need another 'a.'
Yanca .. neighbors reported him for walking around in his underwear.
Benjamin Franklin .. he's on the money.
Desquemedes.. medical term for upset stomach.
Sirclifford .. one of the less known Knights of the Round Table.
Bryanca Kechelle .. prostitution. Pic, no price. I'd say 10 dollars.








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CITWTT
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baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


(Ex)avier would be the Spanish name for that school.





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HonoraryCoonass
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


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Waymond who attacked another man


Waymond is in weal twouble.






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CITWTT
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baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


I thought the show was named "Everyone Woves Waymond"?





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Zach
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Member since May 2005
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


It's not a typo. His name starts with a 'W.' BTW, there is another sad story. Dad was arrested for beating up his 18 year old daughter during a family party celebrating her graduation from Young Marines.

Keep in mind that Young Marines is kind of reform school for bad kids so I don't know if she had it coming or not.






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thetempleowl
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dallas, tx
Member since Jul 2008
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


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If they outlaw cow legs, only outlaws will have cow legs.


Someone should use that as a sig quote...






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thetempleowl
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dallas, tx
Member since Jul 2008
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


The names in these threads, the idiocy committed by the people and the fact that this stupidity is so common that we have have a new thread every week all shows us how screwed we really are...





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OldTigahFot
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Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


quote:

The names in these threads, the idiocy committed by the people and the fact that this stupidity is so common that we have have a new thread every week all shows us how screwed we really are...


And this is just in one little area of one little state.







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Zach
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Member since May 2005
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


Correct... Caddo and Bossier. Although 90% of it is in Caddo.





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OldTigahFot
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Latarjawar .. Need another 'a.'


Wasn't this a character in one of the Star Wars movies ?

quote:

Exavia .. college in New Orleans.








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Zach
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Member since May 2005
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


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Wasn't this a character in one of the Star Wars movies ?

That was my first thought but I didn't think people would get the reference.






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ottothewise
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Member since Sep 2008
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


quote:

Keep in mind that Young Marines is kind of reform school for bad kids so I don't know if she had it coming or not.



I'm betting this was not Dad's first rodeo.






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Patrick O Rly
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y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


The thread title needs to be changed. It's very misleading.





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wilfont
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Gulfport, MS on a Jet Ski
Member since Apr 2007
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


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Trabillion

Obama's next debt goal.






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CITWTT
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baton rouge
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


On a side note for criminals, when you are going to burgal/steal a car, don't fall asleep in it you might get caught.





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Godfather1
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Home Sweet Home SE Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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re: IT'S SATURDAY!!!


quote:

Dad was arrested for beating up his 18 year old daughter during a family party celebrating her graduation from Young Marines. Keep in mind that Young Marines is kind of reform school for bad kids so I don't know if she had it coming or not.


They clearly don't teach them to defend themselves the way real Marines do.






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