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Awesomely horrible movies

Posted on 4/15/12 at 7:57 pm
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 4/15/12 at 7:57 pm
so i like to watch movies that require me to think, stuff with undertones and all that good stuff. but every now and then i want to watch a movie that is horrible, just for a good laugh. i have found that syfy originals are amazing so to speak.

however today i think i may have found one of the worst movies i have ever seen, and i loved it!!!

Two Headed Shark Attack


ok this movie has it all (in terms of horrible movies)
Carmen Electra plays a doctor
Brooke Hogan is the lead actress/actor
Charlie O'Connell gives a Oscar worthy performance
every girl in this movie makes me want to go on a killing spree against women.

so the movie has horrible acting, horrible effects, horrible director, and 2 sets of titties that were not too shabby.

if your looking for a good laugh at the expense of other peoples failed careers i HIGHLY recommend this movie. its on Netflix instant.

quote:

Survivors escape to a deserted atoll after a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster.


so what movies do yall think are up to par with this Gem of a Turn Nugget?
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:01 pm to
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Charlie O'Connell gives a Oscar worthy performance


Doesn't he always?
Posted by BobbyGoulet
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
3703 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:27 pm to


Is that Jerry's brother?



On topic, The Room might be the greatest awesomely bad film. It's truly unbelievable. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it.

Oh Hai Mark!
This post was edited on 4/15/12 at 8:30 pm
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:29 pm to
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Is that Jerry's brother?


Yep, he was also on the Bachelor a few years back

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:29 pm to
Sharktopus

Nothing competes with the sharktopus.




Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Nothing competes with the sharktopus.


2 headed shark attack begs to differ
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:31 pm to
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2 headed shark attack begs to differ
Can the 2 headed shark walk on land?

Didn't think so.



This post was edited on 4/15/12 at 8:32 pm
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:33 pm to
haha that movie was a instant classic... it was all over sportsnation before it came out
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35802 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:35 pm to
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Sharktopus Nothing competes with the sharktopus.


Ill see your Shaktopus and raise you a Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

This post was edited on 4/15/12 at 8:39 pm
Posted by Mikes My Tiger
Youngsville
Member since Oct 2007
2532 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:41 pm to
They have a documentary on Netflix about Troll 2 and how it became a cult classic. I never watched the movie but it's on Netflix if anyone wants to watch a terrible movie. I never got around to it.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 8:41 pm to
Frogs
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:03 pm to
Whichever Scy Fy channel movie had Debbie Gibson and Tiffany fighting. Mega Python vs. Dinocroc??

Oh and the one with Jerry the Pool Boy that The Soup made fun of for a year..."That, I do sir!" I think Dinocroc vs. Supergator.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:14 pm to
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Frogs


+1 I've never heard of anyone else who'd seen it
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:15 pm to
I fricking love the SyFy killer animal movies
Posted by UnderCntrl
Member since Jan 2012
252 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:16 pm to
Troll 2
Rubber
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:18 pm to
I want to see this one

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98111 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:23 pm to
The Deuce Bigalow franchise
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34857 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:24 pm to
One Eyed Monster





Yea, its about what you are thinking.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71994 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:39 pm to
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One Eyed Monster
Is that the one where Ron Jeremy's penis gets taken over by aliens, falls off, and starts killing people?



If not, I nominate what I just said as the winner.
Posted by Siderophore
Member since Nov 2010
3338 posts
Posted on 4/15/12 at 9:44 pm to


Another good one is "Teeth"

The one with the sexually repressed chick with vagina dentata that chomps down when she gets nervous, to the detriment to her BF, her gyno, and her step brother.

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