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Movie lines that you can't pass up IRL - Post examples
Posted on 2/13/12 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 2/13/12 at 8:48 pm
Mine:
Every time I hear someone with a strong foreign accent, preferably British, I can't help but say
"That's a lovely accent you have there...New Jersey?"
I can't pass that one up. There's several but that one is my favorite.
Anything that you could use in a conversation that a movie line would fit.
After quoting movie lines with co-workers a girl said "Is that a movie line?"
And I said "You would be punctilious in assuming that"
Every time I hear someone with a strong foreign accent, preferably British, I can't help but say
"That's a lovely accent you have there...New Jersey?"
I can't pass that one up. There's several but that one is my favorite.
Anything that you could use in a conversation that a movie line would fit.
After quoting movie lines with co-workers a girl said "Is that a movie line?"
And I said "You would be punctilious in assuming that"
This post was edited on 2/13/12 at 8:54 pm
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Posted on 2/13/12 at 8:59 pm to SmackDaniels
quote:
preferably British
You sound like you're from London
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:01 pm to SmackDaniels
"So I got that going for me -- which is nice."
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:02 pm to SmackDaniels
If someone mentions periods I'll bring up
"I read somewhere that periods attract bears, the bears can smell the menstration!"
I've never actually done that but now I will.
"I read somewhere that periods attract bears, the bears can smell the menstration!"
I've never actually done that but now I will.
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:04 pm to IonaTiger
My old boss used to say that all the time in his Bill Murray voice
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:07 pm to SmackDaniels
quote:
My old boss used to say that all the time in his Bill Murray voice
The only way to use it.
When I'm playing golf and someone mentions how well we are doing in Stableford after we make the turn, I always use the Winston Wolfe line, "Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet."
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:10 pm to IonaTiger
Pulp Fiction. Yes. My wife is a (insert whatever) which pretty much makes me...
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:12 pm to SmackDaniels
At the ballgame, when my 10 year old nephew starts pestering me for a hamburger, hot dog, etc.: (in my best Ted Knight voice) "You'll get nothing and like it!!!"
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:12 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
"So I got that going for me -- which is nice."
always use this
and
"Seven" in 90 year old Brad Pitt voice
This post was edited on 2/13/12 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:18 pm to Godfather1
or a warm glass of shut the hell up
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:24 pm to SmackDaniels
Not a movie line but TV.
I've actually got a meme for it that I use on all of the TD's boards:
I've actually got a meme for it that I use on all of the TD's boards:
Posted on 2/13/12 at 9:30 pm to DMagic
quote:
You sound like you're from London
and im sorry im that guy but "thats what she said"
"and that was the second time i got crabs"
This post was edited on 2/13/12 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 2/13/12 at 10:01 pm to SmackDaniels
When a friend comes over to the house:
"Grab a brew...don't cost nothin'."
"Grab a brew...don't cost nothin'."
Posted on 2/13/12 at 10:06 pm to SmackDaniels
I'm in Advertising Sales so everyone in my office uses them all day long. Here are some of the ones I hear pretty often.
From Glengarry Glen Ross:
Anytime the GM is going to announce a new sales contest someone says, "Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
Anytime anyone from the corporate office or any well dressed stranger in in the GM's office, someone will say, "He's here because Mitch and Murray asked him to come."
When someone new asks what you have done to build up your clientele we'll tell them, "You want to know what it takes to sell advertising? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell advertising."
If we come back into the office after making a successful sales call, we'll tell our boss, "Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!"
From Office Space:
Also anytime my office gets a new Excel report to fill out everyone start asking, "Did Chad (our boss) tell you he needs that TPS report today instead of Thursday?"
One from The Jerk that I've been bad about using in the office for years is, "Ah... It's a profit deal!"
This is what goes on in my office all day every day. Everyone that stays there for a minute enjoys it. The quotes in GGR aren't far from stuff you really hear at most sales jobs.
From Glengarry Glen Ross:
Anytime the GM is going to announce a new sales contest someone says, "Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
Anytime anyone from the corporate office or any well dressed stranger in in the GM's office, someone will say, "He's here because Mitch and Murray asked him to come."
When someone new asks what you have done to build up your clientele we'll tell them, "You want to know what it takes to sell advertising? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell advertising."
If we come back into the office after making a successful sales call, we'll tell our boss, "Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!"
From Office Space:
Also anytime my office gets a new Excel report to fill out everyone start asking, "Did Chad (our boss) tell you he needs that TPS report today instead of Thursday?"
One from The Jerk that I've been bad about using in the office for years is, "Ah... It's a profit deal!"
This is what goes on in my office all day every day. Everyone that stays there for a minute enjoys it. The quotes in GGR aren't far from stuff you really hear at most sales jobs.
This post was edited on 2/13/12 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 2/13/12 at 10:26 pm to SmackDaniels
When someone disappoints me, I like to remark, "I guess the corps don't get theirs."
Whenever someone identifies a shark as a tiger shark, I inquire, "A whaaaaaaaat?"
Whenever someone identifies a shark as a tiger shark, I inquire, "A whaaaaaaaat?"
Posted on 2/13/12 at 10:31 pm to SmackDaniels
Couple of my friends and I say "Does the pope shite in the woods?" alot.
Posted on 2/13/12 at 10:44 pm to GregMaddux
"You're killing me Smalls"
Posted on 2/13/12 at 10:44 pm to GregMaddux
Every once in a while I'll answer a random question with, "I think the boys got a couple."
Posted on 2/13/12 at 11:29 pm to chinese58
From dumb and dumber:
"So you're saying there's a chance!" anytime someone says there's a small chance of something happening.
"He must workout" when friends stare and comment on a chicks arse.
Usual Suspects:
"Give me the keys you cocksucker motherfricker!" obviously when I or anyone asks for keys.
Billy Madison:
"good, Great, GRAND, WONDERFUL!!" pretty much at random times
"I know from experience, if you know what I mean" in alot of situations
"Don't tell me my business devil woman" when any girl tries to tell me my business
"So you're saying there's a chance!" anytime someone says there's a small chance of something happening.
"He must workout" when friends stare and comment on a chicks arse.
Usual Suspects:
"Give me the keys you cocksucker motherfricker!" obviously when I or anyone asks for keys.
Billy Madison:
"good, Great, GRAND, WONDERFUL!!" pretty much at random times
"I know from experience, if you know what I mean" in alot of situations
"Don't tell me my business devil woman" when any girl tries to tell me my business
Posted on 2/13/12 at 11:43 pm to rintintin
God, anchorman and tommy boy have so many... When anyone says or does something dumb "Herbie Hancock..."
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Tommy: [Trying to copy his father's quote] Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's arse by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's arse... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: [embarrassed] Wow.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Tommy: [Trying to copy his father's quote] Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's arse by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's arse... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: [embarrassed] Wow.
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