My New Low In Hornets Fandom

Holy fricking crap. As some of you know, I've been a season ticket holder since day one of the Hornets. I currently have a share of tickets in the Club and a share of tickets in Sec. 110. I was a heavy duty poster on HornetsReport until I was banned for pointing out what a total dick the primary owner was. Since then I've been a regular poster here. I used to have decent inside knowledge (not as much in the last year, unfortunately . . although I know the politicians involved . . . but they're so full of shite I can't trust anything they say). Plus I went to almost all of the games.

My point is . . . this season is so fricked up that I literally forgot about the game tonight. But, really. What the frick? How did that happen? I mean my only possible excuse is, and this is no joke, I was representing a very hot 23 year old stripper (oh, that's right, she's an ex-stripper ) this afternoon on a minor criminal charge in Municipal Court, and with brilliant lawyering I got the charges dismissed. And to celebrate I allowed her to buy me a few drinks. And she is incredibly good looking and frisky. But, really . . . is that any excuse for a true fan? I think not.

It only goes to show that this season is a fricking bad dream that will be over soon. I honestly believe great things are ahead. Just be patient. I'll give up the 23 year old strippers in a heartbeat (my wife thinks that would be a good idea anyway).